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[QUOTE=“Fitzy, post: 921055, member: 236”]I was prepared to forgive and forget Fran. Oh deary me. You said I claimed to have poked her. Where did I say that? I said I once went on a date with her. It was the most boring 4 hours of my life and even if she had offered herself on a platter, I wouldn’t have done her.

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Was she impressed you could read a menu?

Would you rate your reading abilities as better than a seven year old?

Who: Michael Noonan

Famous for: Minister for Finance, being a cunt to a dying person

Where: Doheny and Nesbitts, Baggot Street, Dublin

When: Today, 28 March 2014, 1.10pm

Other notes: I was upstairs in Doheny’s and was enjoying a very tasty bangers and mash when I noticed this large figure appear at the top of the stairs. It was Mr Noonan. He was dressed in a suit with a long heavy jacket over it. He had a very slight female companion with him. He nodded and smiled and said hello to random people before he was ushered off by management into a side room. This was certainly preferential treatment as myself and my mate had to scramble for seats along the bar only moments earlier.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 923069, member: 24”]Who: Michael Noonan

Famous for: Minister for Finance, being a cunt to a dying person

Where: Doheny and Nesbitts, Baggot Street, Dublin

When: Today, 28 March 2014, 1.10pm

Other notes: I was upstairs in Doheny’s and was enjoying a very tasty bangers and mash when I noticed this large figure appear at the top of the stairs. It was Mr Noonan. He was dressed in a suit with a long heavy jacket over it. He had a very slight female companion with him. He nodded and smiled and said hello to random people before he was ushered off by management into a side room. This was certainly preferential treatment as myself and my mate had to scramble for seats along the bar only moments earlier.[/QUOTE]

Would you come to the conclusion that Michael was having the craic with his mates during his lunch break?

I would. Like every man should.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 923069, member: 24”]Who: Michael Noonan

Famous for: Minister for Finance, being a cunt to a dying person

Where: Doheny and Nesbitts, Baggot Street, Dublin

When: Today, 28 March 2014, 1.10pm

Other notes: I was upstairs in Doheny’s and was enjoying a very tasty bangers and mash when I noticed this large figure appear at the top of the stairs. It was Mr Noonan. He was dressed in a suit with a long heavy jacket over it. He had a very slight female companion with him. He nodded and smiled and said hello to random people before he was ushered off by management into a side room. This was certainly preferential treatment as myself and my mate had to scramble for seats along the bar only moments earlier.[/QUOTE]
Was that hot Polish brunette working today, mate? I would love a shot at that.

Hmmm… Polish.

I know there is a very, very cute Lithuanian one that works there. Didn’t see her there today though.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 923085, member: 24”]Hmmm… Polish.

I know there is a very, very cute Lithuanian one that works there. Didn’t see her there today though.[/QUOTE]

Not sure what nationality she is, but she is fantastic. Something really gamey about her

My mate was in there once when it was quiet and he got chatting to her (I assume we are talking about the same one).

She told him she was Lithuanian. She has been in Ireland years hence the perfect English.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 923085, member: 24”]Hmmm… Polish.

I know there is a very, very cute Lithuanian one that works there. Didn’t see her there today though.[/QUOTE]

Maybe not Polish so-I should have known that as she is quite friendly and actually smiles. I would like to wear her as a hat wherever she’s from.

Next time I’m chatting to her I’ll tell her shes famous on the internet

Myself and my mate were just saying that the supervising kinda large lady actually seems like she genuinely values your custom which is refreshing giving the faceless nature of much of these places.

They are sound out in there. The food was shocking bad in there until about a year ago, but it’s passable enough pub grub now.

I want to dislike Doheny’s due to many of it’s patrons being cunts but I can’t. Always have friendly staff working there and I always have a good time when I go there, which isn’t that often admittedly. Certainly better than that absolute cunthole O’Donohue’s across the road for certain.
-Pint of Guinness and a Gin and Tonic, please.
-That’ll be €13.70.
-Die in a fire you cunt.

I really like the bangers and mash but I would say it’s loaded with butter, cream etc.

[QUOTE=“Horsebox, post: 923101, member: 1537”]I want to dislike Doheny’s due to many of it’s patrons being cunts but I can’t. Always have friendly staff working there and I always have a good time when I go there, which isn’t that often admittedly. Certainly better than that absolute cunthole O’Donohue’s across the road for certain.
-Pint of Guinness and a Gin and Tonic, please.
-That’ll be €13.70.
-Die in a fire you cunt.[/QUOTE]

Indeed. A horrible hell hole.

In fairness to Doheny’s it was a rugby pub long before all others.

[QUOTE=“Horsebox, post: 923101, member: 1537”]I want to dislike Doheny’s due to many of it’s patrons being cunts but I can’t. Always have friendly staff working there and I always have a good time when I go there, which isn’t that often admittedly. Certainly better than that absolute cunthole O’Donohue’s across the road for certain.
-Pint of Guinness and a Gin and Tonic, please.
-That’ll be €13.70.
-Die in a fire you cunt.[/QUOTE]

Except there’d be no please only a grunt. Absolute cunt of a place.

Toners is decent in the summer with the beer garden & table service.

[QUOTE=“Julio Geordio, post: 923105, member: 332”]Except there’d be no please only a grunt. Absolute cunt of a place.
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You see most of the retards in this country have no interest in common courtesy. They just want to go to places that are popular and for some unknown reason that place is.

I like Toners I must say.

Probably the smell of the fillet of quail she was serving Noonan.

Who - Fintan O’Toole, renowned Irish journalist, drama critic and intellectual.

When - Last Saturday Night, 22/03/14

Where - Ballynahinch Castle Hotel, Connemara, Co. Galway

Attire - V-Neck Sweater, Shirt, Slacks

Demeanor- Relaxed and Intellectual looking (Did that pushing their glasses down their nose, and narrowing their eyes thing that people do when trying to make themselves look interesting. Of course he might just be long-sighted)

Fintan was sat at a table in the Bar sipping a glass of red wine, with a middle aged brunette who I can only assume to be his wife. A few tables away was sat another middle aged couple; the male at this table was some song writer from Boston, and he sang a couple of his own songs with the musicians in the Bar. This mans wife and Fintans wife seem to know each other quite well and spent a lot of time hopping between each others tables. I didn’t observe any form of communication between Fintan and the other male, which can only lead me to believe that they consider each other to be complete cunts. Feel free to speculate on other reasons as to why there was no communication between them,

Comfortable in their own company.