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Live Spot

Who: Lord Henry Mountcharles
Famous for: Slane castle owner and concert hoster
Where: Bar of Lough Erne Resort, Fermanagh
Wearing; Navy zip up jumper, white shirt, black trousers and black shoes
Company: A female colleague wearing a leather waistcoat who resembles The Shaman from the cartoon Bravestarr
Other notes: Henry looks quite glum sitting inside while there is glorious sun outside. His colleague is drinking vodka and 7up while he is on the diet cokes.

Henry Mountcharles is not a celeb by any stretch of the imagination.

Friend of the stars, on first name terms with all the greats of modern Irish celebrity society, a celebrity alright. Not that it matters on this thread of late.

[QUOTE=“Spidey, post: 933480, member: 289”]Live Spot

Who: Lord Henry Mountcharles
Famous for: Slane castle owner and concert hoster
Where: Bar of Lough Erne Resort, Fermanagh
Wearing; Navy zip up jumper, white shirt, black trousers and black shoes
Company: A female colleague wearing a leather waistcoat who resembles The Shaman from the cartoon Bravestarr
Other notes: Henry looks quite glum sitting inside while there is glorious sun outside. His colleague is drinking vodka and 7up while he is on the diet cokes.[/QUOTE]

Not a spot.

Who. Damian Tiernan
Famous for. Broadcaster and Author
Where. The Spinnaker Bar, Dunmore East.
When. Last night
Wearing. Gaultier GFC top, jeans.
Other notes. Despite his busy life as a broadcaster and author, Damian manages to fit in a management role with South East Waterford’s foremost Gaelic Football outfit, Gaultier. He was just back from Fraher Field where Gaultier had snatched a late draw against Ballinameela and was cock a hoop. Damian expressed the ambition that Gaultier should advance from being the 11th ranked senior team in Waterford to the fourth.

Who. Sarah McInerney, Friend of The Forum.
Famous For. Being the prettiest of Vincent’s stable of pretty intelligent girls.
Where. SuperValu (formerly Superquinn) Sutton
When. Just there now.
Wearing. Black jeans, black coat.
Other notes. Sarah was coming from the chemist, carrying a McCartans pharmacy bag. Given that I had heard her on the radio about three hours previously and she sounded perfectly fine, I’d hazard a guess that it wasnt a prescription in the bag, but rather some class of womany thing that you’d only get in a chemist. She went straight up to the check out where she met up with a man with whom she seemed quite familiar.

Who are these fucking nobodies you are shitting on about? Jack Gleeson was the last decent spot about a month ago

Who: Michael Flatley
When: this evening
Where: Aer Lingus flight from London Heathrow to Cork
Wearing: reading glasses on his head, light fawn blazer, light blue shirt, navy jeans, brown brogs
Looking: fantastic!
Other notes: sat in seat 2d, late onto the plane but not last, terrific hair! He was chatting to someone in the airport as I came out, taller than what I thought
Other other notes: that ubër cunt Tomås Mulchay was in seat 11c and all he wanted was to be seen. Fuckin no mark

[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 939125, member: 58”]Who: Michael Flatley
When: this evening
Where: Aer Lingus flight from London Heathrow to Cork
Wearing: reading glasses on his head, light fawn blazer, light blue shirt, navy jeans, brown brogs
Looking: fantastic!
Other notes: sat in seat 2d, late onto the plane but not last, terrific hair! He was chatting to someone in the airport as I came out, taller than what I thought
Other other notes: that ubër cunt Tomås Mulchay was in seat 11c and all he wanted was to be seen. Fuckin no mark[/QUOTE]

Spot.

Who: Timmy Dooley
Where: Russell Street, Dublin 3
When Sunday April 27, 2014, 4:06pm
Demeanour: Walking shiftily in a suit

[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 939125, member: 58”]Who: Michael Flatley
When: this evening
Where: Aer Lingus flight from London Heathrow to Cork
Wearing: reading glasses on his head, light fawn blazer, light blue shirt, navy jeans, brown brogs
Looking: fantastic!
Other notes: sat in seat 2d, late onto the plane but not last, terrific hair! He was chatting to someone in the airport as I came out, taller than what I thought
Other other notes: that ubër cunt Tomås Mulchay was in seat 11c and all he wanted was to be seen. Fuckin no mark[/QUOTE]

Today is the 20 year anniversary of River dance.

A colleague of mine is good pals with Michael, goes to the house a few times a year to music sessions. Sound enough fella he reckons but mad as a tank of frogs.

Who: Jason Dufner
Famous for: PGA championship winner and 14th in the world in the golf world rankings
Where: Bar called Moe’s in Auburn Alabama.
Wearing; Sleeveless jumper and baseball camp with a yellow map of America and a red flag indicating where Augusta was.
When; Paddys Day 17th March
Company: Group of about 8 people, youngish, both male and female.
Other notes: Got talking to Jason. Lovely guy. I was explaining to him about hurling and how much I disliked Rory Mcilroy. We were the only 3 genuine Irish guys in this heaving pub on Paddy’s day so we were like celebrities. He bought me a shiner bock and a shot of bourbon. He advised me to stop off in Shiner when we were driving through Texas.

[QUOTE=“Whiplash, post: 939202, member: 638”]Who: Jason Dufner
Famous for: PGA championship winner and 14th in the world in the golf world rankings
Where: Bar called Moe’s in Auburn Alabama.
Wearing; Sleeveless jumper and baseball camp with a yellow map of America and a red flag indicating where Augusta was.
When; Paddys Day 17th March
Company: Group of about 8 people, youngish, both male and female.
Other notes: Got talking to Jason. Lovely guy. I was explaining to him about hurling and how much I disliked Rory Mcilroy. We were the only 3 genuine Irish guys in this heaving pub on Paddy’s day so we were like celebrities. He bought me a shiner bock and a shot of bourbon. He advised me to stop off in Shiner when we were driving through Texas.[/QUOTE]
Not a sport or a spot

I passed paddy Barnes on the street today.

Jesus christ, how long did it take you to eat him in the first place?

Spot.

WHO: TFK Cunt of the Year alumni Ray D’Arcy
WHERE: Ranelagh
WHEN: This morning
WEARING: Navy shorts, white tshirt, runners and a backpack
OTHER DETAILS: Ray was running. To work I presume. He seemed determined and wasn’t allowing the gloomy morning put him off his stride.

[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 939243, member: 180”]WHO: TFK Cunt of the Year alumni Ray D’Arcy
WHERE: Ranelagh
WHEN: This morning
WEARING: Navy shorts, white tshirt, runners and a backpack
OTHER DETAILS: Ray was running. To work I presume. He seemed determined and wasn’t allowing the gloomy morning put him off his stride.[/QUOTE]

You’ve acknowledged in your post that he was on his way to work, which as you very well know precludes him from being included as a spot.

[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 939243, member: 180”]WHO: TFK Cunt of the Year alumni Ray D’Arcy
WHERE: Ranelagh
WHEN: This morning
WEARING: Navy shorts, white tshirt, runners and a backpack
OTHER DETAILS: Ray was running. To work I presume. He seemed determined and wasn’t allowing the gloomy morning put him off his stride.[/QUOTE]

There should be a cuntishness level setting to be set all previous winners of COTY when sighted.

Can I suggest that as he wasn’t actually speaking, use the following setting


CUNTISHNESS LEVEL : Moderate to High

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 939270, member: 686”]There should be a cuntishness level setting to be set all previous winners of COTY when sighted.

Can I suggest that as he wasn’t actually speaking, use the following setting


CUNTISHNESS LEVEL : Moderate to High[/QUOTE]
To his credit he looked barely cuntish, I’d say low to moderate.