Highly controversial post, might get me thrown off the thread, but here you go.
Who? The duchess of Westminster.
Famous for? Apparently her husband is the richest man in england. She is also Godmother to one of Kate Middleton and your manâs babies.
Where? I was at one of the places I work this morning, and hadnât had breakfast. There is usually some grub in the boardroom so I wandered in. There was a non descript lady sitting beside the fruit bowl, which hadnât been replenished for a day or two by the looks. I took a packet of hula hoops, and a packet of biscuits off the table, and a packet of hot chocolate. There was one brownish looking banana left in the bowl beside the lady.
" Are you ateing that banana?" I asked her.
âNo, help yourselfâ, which I duly did, peeled it, shoved it in my big mouth, and wandered out starting on the hula hoops.
One of the desk girls then told me that the duchess of Westminster was in the building.
âWhere is she?â
âSitting in the boardroomâ
[QUOTE=âflattythehurdler, post: 1145880, member: 1170â]Highly controversial post, might get me thrown off the thread, but here you go.
Who? The duchess of Westminster.
Famous for? Apparently her husband is the richest man in england. She is also Godmother to one of Kate Middleton and your manâs babies.
Where? I was at one of the places I work this morning, and hadnât had breakfast. There is usually some grub in the boardroom so I wandered in. There was a non descript lady sitting beside the fruit bowl, which hadnât been replenished for a day or two by the looks. I took a packet of hula hoops, and a packet of biscuits off the table, and a packet of hot chocolate. There was one brownish looking banana left in the bowl beside the lady.
" Are you ateing that banana?" I asked her.
âNo, help yourselfâ, which I duly did, peeled it, shoved it in my big mouth, and wandered out starting on the hula hoops.
One of the desk girls then told me that the duchess of Westminster was in the building.
âWhere is she?â
âSitting in the boardroomâ[/QUOTE]
@The Selfish Giant ban this cunt please.
[QUOTE=âflattythehurdler, post: 1145880, member: 1170â]Highly controversial post, might get me thrown off the thread, but here you go.
Who? The duchess of Westminster.
Famous for? Apparently her husband is the richest man in england. She is also Godmother to one of Kate Middleton and your manâs babies.
Where? I was at one of the places I work this morning, and hadnât had breakfast. There is usually some grub in the boardroom so I wandered in. There was a non descript lady sitting beside the fruit bowl, which hadnât been replenished for a day or two by the looks. I took a packet of hula hoops, and a packet of biscuits off the table, and a packet of hot chocolate. There was one brownish looking banana left in the bowl beside the lady.
" Are you ateing that banana?" I asked her.
âNo, help yourselfâ, which I duly did, peeled it, shoved it in my big mouth, and wandered out starting on the hula hoops.
One of the desk girls then told me that the duchess of Westminster was in the building.
âWhere is she?â
âSitting in the boardroomâ[/QUOTE]
I hope you drown
I know you do, @The Selfish Giant , I know you do. If it is any consolation, I had no idea who she was, and had to look her up on google.
Who: Brian OâDriscoll
Where: Lift in a city centre office location
When: Today, 12:45pm
Other: I pressed for the lift and could track itâs progression from the 5th to the 3rd floor which is where I was. Door shot open and Brian was alone inside. I entered and gave a very friendly (for me) hello to which Brian responded in a slightly less friendly manner. He chewed gum loudly as the lift descended and I allowed him out of the lift before me. He then held open the main door of the building for me to which I responded favourably and to which he said âno problemâ.
Heâs been seen a few times over the past few weeks there and if Iâm correct with what heâs doing in that location then you might be on dodgy ground. Heâs in an office location for a reason.
Yet you have given a detailed description of where you think the office is you stupid cunt.
[QUOTE=âflattythehurdler, post: 1145880, member: 1170â]Highly controversial post, might get me thrown off the thread, but here you go.
Who? The duchess of Westminster.
Famous for? Apparently her husband is the richest man in england. She is also Godmother to one of Kate Middleton and your manâs babies.
Where? I was at one of the places I work this morning, and hadnât had breakfast. There is usually some grub in the boardroom so I wandered in. There was a non descript lady sitting beside the fruit bowl, which hadnât been replenished for a day or two by the looks. I took a packet of hula hoops, and a packet of biscuits off the table, and a packet of hot chocolate. There was one brownish looking banana left in the bowl beside the lady.
" Are you ateing that banana?" I asked her.
âNo, help yourselfâ, which I duly did, peeled it, shoved it in my big mouth, and wandered out starting on the hula hoops.
One of the desk girls then told me that the duchess of Westminster was in the building.
âWhere is she?â
âSitting in the boardroomâ[/QUOTE]
How many places do you work in?
Amended for you there Farmer. Just looking out for the integrity of the thread though. Almost certainly work related imo and should not count.
Saw a snapchat story from an excitable friend working in an office location of that description.
Bod is not a spor
Lee carsley and davie weir in hoxton Holborn London earlier boys were jovial heading up the town Iâd say were wearing appropriate going out threads
Is she worth googling?
Three, by and large.
[QUOTE=âTim Riggins, post: 1145949, member: 1382â]Amended for you there Farmer. Just looking out for the integrity of the thread though. Almost certainly work related imo and should not count.
Saw a snapchat story from an excitable friend working in an office location of that description.[/QUOTE]
Work related means the âworkâ which derives his celebrity.
Getting a paper cut as he chats about the referendum is not what Brian is known for.
Oh lord no. Not even for @Tassotti[/USER] , or [USER=1533]@glasagusban
She did seem a thoroughly alright sort though. Her hobby apparently is gardening, which must be a challenging pursuit on 11000 acres.
Spot
Guys,a gentle reminder to up your game on this thread
Mate when I was in the chair the amount of no marks that were attempted to passed as celebs was crazy. I see a lot of these people around but I thought OâDriscoll was sufficiently famous to bring up. But itâs your call dude.
on your japs eye after unprotected gay sex
ok.Bod is a spot