Ariel Sharon 85
as a mark of respect, im stopping gambling for about 10 minutes
A splendid gesture, I bet he’d be grateful
Roger Lloyd Pack has died :o
RIP Trigger 
Del: We had Denzil in goal, we had Monkey Harris at right-back, we had…we had camaraderie.
Trigger: Was that the Italian boy
Denzil: You ever thought of getting married, Trig?
Trigger: No, I haven’t met the right person yet, but I’ve always had this sort of image of my perfect woman, sort of my dream girl.
Denzil: What’s she like?
Trigger: Oh she’s nothing to look at, very plain, little scar on her chin where she had a wart removed.
I am greatly saddened.
RIP Trigger.
I was seeing a girl once. Nice girl. Dodgy eye. I never knew if she was looking at me or checking to see if the bus was coming.
RIP Trig.
His daughter was in that Sean Bean movie about Sheffield united. Nice bit of gear.
RIP Trigg
[quote=“Mac, post: 888170, member: 109”]Trigger: No, I haven’t met the right person yet, but I’ve always had this sort of image of my perfect woman, sort of my dream girl.
Denzil: What’s she like?
Trigger: Oh she’s nothing to look at, very plain, little scar on her chin where she had a wart removed.[/quote]
Absolute gold.
[quote=“Mac, post: 888170, member: 109”]Denzil: You ever thought of getting married, Trig?
Trigger: No, I haven’t met the right person yet, but I’ve always had this sort of image of my perfect woman, sort of my dream girl.
Denzil: What’s she like?
Trigger: Oh she’s nothing to look at, very plain, little scar on her chin where she had a wart removed.[/quote]
[quote=“Special Olympiakos, post: 888212, member: 366”]His daughter was in that Sean Bean movie about Sheffield united. Nice bit of gear.
RIP Trigg[/quote]
She’s had a rough life since that film, mental health issues, and went on to reveal how she was abused by a family friend at the age of 5. Institutionalised, she was diagnosed with “mild schizophrenia, obsessive-compulsive disorder and Tourette syndrome”
Her in 1993
Her now
Fucking hell-poor woman.
Rodney:
I said, 'Don’t play with me girl 'cos you are playing with fire. I said, ‘Don’t you dare try an’ tie me down!
Trigger:
She’s into all that, is she?
Rodney:
…No, Trigger, I meant in a, you know, spiritual sort of way! I mean she’s not - no - see, 'cos I’m a free agent Trigger. Wherever I lay my hat, right, that’s my home! That’s the sort of guy I am.
Trigger:
Yeah…You got a hat now then have you Dave?
Rodney:
No, no, Trigger it’s a saying. You know. Anyway -
Trigger:
I had a hat once!
Rodney:
Yeah? So I could see she was upset you know.
Trigger:
Someone nicked it at a party!
Rodney:
Really? Yeah, well… She was crying, begging me not to leave her.
Trigger:
And my return ticket in the brim. I had to walk all the way home from Plumstead!
Rodney:
I’m gonna phone Del and see if he can come down for a drink.
Rodney moves away towards the phone.
Trigger:
What colour was your hat, Dave?
Rodney (joking):
Pink!
Trigger:
Same here!
“If it’s a girl they’re calling her Sigourney after an actress. And if it’s a boy they’re naming him Rodney, after Dave.”
He could be witty at times.
Mike: I’ll have you know Trigger I have got certificates for my beer.
Trigger: Yeah – I’ve had a few days off work with it as well.
[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 888270, member: 24”]He could be witty at times.
Mike: I’ll have you know Trigger I have got certificates for my beer.
Trigger: Yeah – I’ve had a few days off work with it as well.[/quote]
Lloyd Pack always said he played Trigger as if he was right and it was the rest of the world who was completely wrong, he never once doubted himself and it came across in his delivery of albeit, splendid writing.
RIP Trigger
(Trig) What you up to Dave?
(Rodney) I’m listening to Mozart’s Concerto No.5
(Trig) No words to this song Dave?
(Rodney) No Trigger,it’s an instrumental.
(Del Boy) All right Trigger? What you doing?
(Trig) I’m listening to Mozart’s Concerto No.5
(Del Boy) Aright
(Trig) It’s the karaoke version
Ah thats very sad news RIP Trigger