I thought all that soot in his lungs would have finished him off before he reached 70
For the day is in it….
A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said “I want to be a movie star.”
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, “What’s your name?”
The guy said, “My name is Penis van Lesbian.”
The agent said, “Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name.”
"I will NOT change my name!
The van Lesbian name is centuries old.
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years… you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian!
I’m telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."
“So be it! I guess we will not do business together” the guy said and he left the agent’s office.
FIVE YEARS LATER… The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000.
The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $ 50,000? He reads the letter enclosed:
"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name.
Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused.
You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian.
After I left your office, I thought about what you said.
I decided you were right.
I had to change my name.
I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.
I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
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Two people found dead in Director Rob Reiners home, estimated ages match Reiner and his wife according to homicide detective’s.
Ah Jaysus. Inconceivable 
Confirmed, stabbed to death by another family member fucking hell. Some absolute classics to his name. RIP
Fucking hell.
I never realised that he directed When Harry Met Sally
I’ve never heard of the deceased & initially thought it was the legal guy Rob who had the UK version of Judge Judy. RIP nonetheless.
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Rob Reiner was obsessed with bashing Trump for the past few years, seems the real threat was right inside his home.
Classic progressive parenting
Stay classy
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Where did your parents go wrong?
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If in doubt check Reiners opinion articles and social feeds , thought he could lecture the world about how things should be done instead of putting the hard yards in with his son - Rob clearly took the easy option there - that SSRI stare is unmistakable
He was very good in Wolf of Wall street
- Stand By Me
- When Harry Met Sally
- The Princess Bride
- This is Spinal Tap
- A few Good Men
As a Director, thats a run few could stand up against.
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What kind of hooker takes credit cards?!
A rich one!
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it greatly assists when filing taxes