Chocolate Mice, his wedding and what i know about it

Best of luck @ChocolateMice

Seems like only yesterday you were riding travellers in caravans.

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All the best Choco, mate.

I found a nice park for you to settle any disputes that may arise on the day. Hopefully itā€™s nearby.

el Parque de Malaga

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Best of luck @ChocolateMice , Iā€™m south of Cadiz should I drop by on Saturday.

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Some women enjoy the engaged status and dragging the piss out of talking about their forthcoming wedding for a few years, attention seeking again, fellas do it to stop the nagging

A day in Mountjoy goes by faster than that.

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+1,000. Itā€™s obscenely disturbing. I donā€™t know whatā€™s behind it but thereā€™s a definite link with the fathersā€™ issues thread - that also entices these soft weirdos to give their heartfelt and maudlinā€™ ā‚¬0.02.

ā€œCongratulations! Is it your first? Everything may appear like a hurricane for the next while but all storms pass. And no matter how tired and stressed out you feel, remember that your missus is probably going through all that and more. Donā€™t forget to be kind to her. Maybe take a little moment just the two of you every now and againā€¦ā€

Fuck off. Cunts.

That said, I do want to reiterate that I hope everything is going to plan in Spain and @ChocolateMice is all set for a great wedding weekend.

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absolutely spot on here kid. the fathers thread is a fucking war zone that would make you vomit at times with wankers thinking they are the first parent to walk the planet. its a fucking cringefest full of cunts absolutely delighted with themselves. worst of all that rotten tinker @ChocolateMice will no doubt be logging in there next year giving a 40 fucking week blow by blow of his ā€˜princessā€™ getting fatter and fatter below in cork and the extremes he is going to to impress her and not make her hate him. and then we will have his daily musings on rearing a fucking small child.
something to look forward to i suppose. and better than him prowling around limerick at night looking for windows off the latch.

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I know I changed the topic slightly, and I certainly think @ChocolateMice would make a great father, but let him cross this bridge first.

Best of luck @ChocolateMice, hope ye have many happy and healthy years together.

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Best of luck my old pal @ChocolateMice
I hope you and your princess have a wonderful day and many happy years to come.

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I think you are going thru some issues with maybe your friends moving on and having families etc.

Donā€™t worry we all kinds reach that. Donā€™t rush it though.

Do what works for you.

I have not had kids, but i have got close to some. And i imagine having one releases an emotional valve in most men.
So give the lads a break

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A wedding really brings out the worst in some people.

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+1. A few of those barbs about my 5km exploits were very very hurtful and inappropriate.

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Have you commissioned a sculpture for Mousey yet?

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Iā€™ll buy him a drip stand.

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I canā€™t believe I got thirteen likes for that.

Itā€™s baffling. I set the cringey scene but you get the credit for actually saying ā€œcringeā€ in reply. It didnā€™t fucking need to be said. Itā€™s a very tough one for me to take.

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Francis Jeffersesque

Great to see true love in the air on TFK. I hope @ChocolateMice and the Princess have the greatest weekend of their lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgpJJ7yYKWU

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