Clean cut?

Bad few weeks for the gilette boys.

Need Federer to complete the hat trick.

Please speculate wildly as to what PR fuck up he will make :thumbsup:

His wife is ugly


He`ll surely be caught up in some sort of racquet.

He’ll be in court over something

He was beaten in a match last week, wasn’t he? I’d say that’s about as wild as Rog gets.

Woods more or less admits cheating. Gone well up in my estimations :clap::pint::D;)

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

Copyright 2009 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

He’s Swiss for fuck’s sake, the most boring people on Earth. You may be waiting a while.

I don’t know, maybe he’ll make some racist remark against Muslims.

[quote=“sid waddell”]He’s Swiss for fuck’s sake, the most boring people on Earth. You may be waiting a while.

I don’t know, maybe he’ll make some racist remark against Muslims.[/quote]

I thought Tiger Would was a boring cunt

It will emerge that he wears a disguise to look like human guys but he’s not a man he’s a Chicken Boo


Apparently this is genuine :D. Talk about being caught with your trousers around your ankles!

I’ll happily take on Elin even with her two Tiger cubs if Tiger wants to fcuk around with cocktail waitresses. If I work a bit of overtime, I know I can provide all four of us with a reasonable standard of living.

She’ll be due a bit of a payoff SS, there could be money in it for you too. Although she is used to a certain standard of living, which could be a drawback I’m sure.


What a sham. Tiger has TFK Cunt of the year 2009 wrapped up surely?

Elin is pretty handy with a club

Agassi was Gillette at some stage also wasn’t he? And he was in strife a few weeks ago. All very strange.

It really is the razor of cheaters alright

Gillette have their new posterboy

Something of a cunts gallery there mbb