Coach Klopp - dream maker

Klopp is a serial winner pal.

Liverpools last serial winner was Stevie G. Now he coaches Rangers

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Rangers died in 2012 pal

Thats what we thought until Liverpool Stevie did a @Lazarus on them last year. Scumbag clubs have a way of gravitating towards each other it would appear

You’re confusing Rangers with Sevco mate

Rangers was part of the Blues Brothers Alliance with Chelsea, Everton and Linfield

Sweep sweep

We’ve swept all major European trophies in the last 76 days alright

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Dear Lord

Prayers won’t help, mate, even the Lord himself can’t change the fact that Liverpool are Champions of Europe x 2

European titles are meaningless and fraudulent if you havent an indegous league title to back them up.

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Shit sorry @Sidney. I forgot you’d already won the league after beating Norwich 4-0

Pools keeper was off his line for the final penalty

What’s an indegous league title?

Good, we wouldn’t want another Robbie Fowler chalk snorting incident

Weak

You can’t be weak if you’re European Champions, bud

Still, as long as we reach the magic 40 points this season I’ll be happy

Big relegation six pointer for us Saturday at Soton

You can’t be top in Europe if you can’t be top at home, basic stuff this. Liverpool are a good metaphor for brexit, living off distant imperial glories, being laughed at by genuinely top European clubs

You can afford to laugh at yourself when you’re the top club in Europe

We have a very self deprecating sense of humour

Liverpool is at the heart of Europe and always has been mate

And we will Remain so

Gallows humor?

We only pretend it’s gallows humour mate

Just look at me pretending we’re in a relegation battle for the laugh

It’s very funny too