Klopp is a serial winner pal.
Liverpools last serial winner was Stevie G. Now he coaches Rangers
Rangers died in 2012 pal
Thats what we thought until Liverpool Stevie did a @Lazarus on them last year. Scumbag clubs have a way of gravitating towards each other it would appear
You’re confusing Rangers with Sevco mate
Rangers was part of the Blues Brothers Alliance with Chelsea, Everton and Linfield
Sweep sweep
We’ve swept all major European trophies in the last 76 days alright
Dear Lord
Prayers won’t help, mate, even the Lord himself can’t change the fact that Liverpool are Champions of Europe x 2
European titles are meaningless and fraudulent if you havent an indegous league title to back them up.
Pools keeper was off his line for the final penalty
What’s an indegous league title?
Good, we wouldn’t want another Robbie Fowler chalk snorting incident
Weak
You can’t be weak if you’re European Champions, bud
Still, as long as we reach the magic 40 points this season I’ll be happy
Big relegation six pointer for us Saturday at Soton
You can’t be top in Europe if you can’t be top at home, basic stuff this. Liverpool are a good metaphor for brexit, living off distant imperial glories, being laughed at by genuinely top European clubs
You can afford to laugh at yourself when you’re the top club in Europe
We have a very self deprecating sense of humour
Liverpool is at the heart of Europe and always has been mate
And we will Remain so
Gallows humor?
We only pretend it’s gallows humour mate
Just look at me pretending we’re in a relegation battle for the laugh
It’s very funny too