Why did the pilot bale out?
They’ve now lost $150m jet and no idea where it is.
His shift was over and they weren’t paying overtime
No idea, transponder is off as well so no way of tracking it.
Maybe electrical failure. The fact it hasn’t crashed on land likely means he pointed it out over the ocean and bailed. May never be found.
Let’s make an undetectable plane to fool our enemy. Oops
I’ve had some dread in the past before meetings with my manager, but I never singlehandedly lost a $150m piece of military equipment. Morto for him.
The pilot is going to get a serious grilling
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Like an average day at Chelsea.
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Maybe its with the Malaysian airlines plane. Who knows
Found
Not in one piece, fairly obviously
Interesting really.
Surely a quick DNA test would sort this out in a couple of days?
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You’re presuming they’re made of DNA.
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Or just test if they have dna… that would tell us something…
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Maybe it’s a love child of one of those humans that were abducted and probed
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I’d ride him first
And I’m 100 pc hetro
Good point!
Piss stop
Sigh
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