Conspiracy Theory

He’s been clintoned

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https://twitter.com/karma44921039/status/1785961078205071533/mediaviewer

Joe Biden is more confused than Michelle Obama’s gynecologist.

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She should write a movie

Boeing have a long way to go before they reach Killary’s numbers.

Crashing a midsized passenger jet should do it?

https://twitter.com/codyaims/status/1786858700562677910?t=B_tJ21j-UjoOl5oCjEr4Nw&s=19

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My favorite part of being a “conspiracy theorist” is not having myocarditis.

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The organizers of a song contest (beloved by the gay community and tfk ) and Israel played 4d chess and Israel came third.

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Conspiracy theory:

That Kim Jong-Il’s 38 under par round including 11 holes in one in his first ever round of golf in 1994, did NOT actually happen.

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1791638313796776303?t=2jjpFtUDQL_HBzzbgc3QPQ&s=19

Conspiracy theory the US releases stories like Kim Jong Un got 18 holes in one to diminish him as a leader and make him a figure of ridicule

They coulda just said he plays golf

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I have a feeling the reports of Hitler’s penchant for crossdressing and BDSM were the same, engineered to leave few to revere him after his death.

2. Colonel Gaddafi was perhaps less dangerous than you think…

BBC

If you’ve seen any of Curtis’s other films, then you won’t be surprised to learn that HyperNormalisation works on the general paradoxical premise that, at least for the last half-century, the aims of Western neoliberal powers and Middle East Islamic powers have often overlapped. Colonel Gaddafi seems the ultimate example of this. Throughout the film, he’s shown as a bogeyman, whose power exists as much in the mind as in the physical world. This is perception management – a term Curtis returns to a lot during the film.

For successive US Presidents and UK Prime Ministers, he is used as a scapegoat for various problems, deflecting attention from the real threats posed by President Hafez al-Assad in Syria. Perhaps more strange, Gaddafi himself seems complicit. Why? The film suggests that these accusations helped him cultivate his reputation as a Middle-East Revolutionary.

Perhaps the most shocking example Curtis uses is that Gaddafi claimed responsibility for the Lockerbie bombing, which some claim he had nothing to do with, before later claiming to have ended a chemical weapons programme that he had never began.

3. The Truth is out there…

BBC

…but, surprise, surprise, not all may be as it seems. In the 80s, theories about UFOs were everywhere. There were stories about leaked secret US government documents, which proved the existence of alien lifeforms visiting Earth. It was a big cover-up.

Curtis suggests that what was really happening here was a double bluff.

“…the reality was even stranger. The American government was making it all up. They had created a fake conspiracy to mislead.”

Curtis shows that what these misdirected hicks were really looking at were not UFOs at all, but a new breed of smart American weapons that were being developed as a deterrent to Russia.

“The government wanted to keep the weapons secret, but their appearance couldn’t always be disguised.”

He shows that certain individuals were even identified to help spread these rumours. If true, it’s a truly bizarre case of a government creating a red herring to distract the public from some agenda.

The awkward squad think the Trump assassination attempt was staged.

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Some clearly though, a small minority

But it’s genuinely funny to see the actual awkward squad slam a conspiracy theory with all the shite they’ve spouted for years :grinning:

International child smuggling pedophile ring operating out of a pizza restaurant :ok_hand:

A staged assassination attempt :-1:

It’s very funny seeing fellas who have a proven inability to think critically on any issue losing their collective shites at those who have proven record of being able to do so.

They’re very needy and jealous.

The lads who declared the vaccine was safe and effective are now claiming trump shot himself from 120 metres away.
At least they’re consistent.

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