No you said there was an obvious piece of evidence… What is it…
This reminds me of that “like being savaged by a dead sheep” line
At least you can take a pasting unlike your buddy who starts firing off on my betting thread after his latest humiliation.
I see you’ve chalked yourself down another win. If only everything in life was so simple
He doesn’t get to record too many wins. Imaginary ones will have to fill the void.
Still waiting on that one piece of evidence he promised.
A certain someone springs to mind who had a meltdown over a poor lad visiting family on the way back from a game in mayo last year.
I’d say a lot of things remind you of dead sheep. Women most especially.
You’d need your head examined to be running for election in Germany
OMG, remember those planes you thought you saw crashing into the World Trade Centre on September 11th, 2001?
They never existed!
There were NO planes!
I’ve listened to a few of this fella’s online videos for a few minutes for the craic. They’re strangely meditative. You can almost feel the soothing balm of conspiracy washing over you and hypnotising you as he confidently asserts that by looking at grainy still video images of the “second plane” hitting the South Tower, you can work out that it WASN’T ACTUALLY A PLANE AT ALL - because planes that crash into skyscrapers don’t MELT.
It’s sooo nice and meditative listening to this stuff and you can feel the brain cells inside you drifting off to some other place as you surrender yourself to this PREACHER and his unquestionable TRUTH. You can feel yourself turning into Moe in The Simpsons when he has a total frontal lobotomy. This is what it must be like to be @glenshane.
Lionel Hutz was one of the television characters ever invented.
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Word missing there?
No, money down!
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I haven’t slept in days.
I often wonder how long they brainstormed his name for. Troy McClure is a classic too.
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You may remember him from movies such as
Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and “Gladys, the Groovy Mule”. “Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!” and his singing in “A Fish Called Selma,” where he sings, “I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z”.
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The Simpsons should have stopped the second Phil Hartmann was murdered by his wife.
27 years of dogshit.
But a clickbait Irish Times nepo baby thinks “woke” killed it.
Hear me out:
Jurgen Klopp says he loves Liverpool, doesn’t want to manage anyone else etc but is wrecked. He doesn’t need to leave the club permanently, he just needs a break.
So what if, he’s only on a break? What if this has all been planned? Klopp was happy to big up Slot cos he knew it would be temporary (maybe only a season but Slot did so well last year they had to extend). Slot gets a big job and a pay off. Klopp left instructions for a year so Slot only had to follow that but, as soon as they ran out, Slot is revealed to be a bluffer who hasn’t a notion.
Liverpool have now signed players for Klopp’s second team and just need to make the sacking of Slot believable in case their fans go killing everyone
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There’ll be po-faced pro-footix journalists like Miguelito who will say this is fanciful. Ultimately though, you have more insight to human existence than a pro-footix and you understand that this has to happen.
For 3 reasons: 1) Klopp does actually love Liverpool. 2) Another Champions League would put Klopp in the GOAT conversation. 3) Klopp knows he could work with that forward line
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