Cork - the softest of cunts 🐐

[Corksfinedtboy]

Worked in fair hill last summer,
Bored, boundary wall.
Mind wandering and imagination working OT
How long before I see a skinny sham walking a couple of jack Russells?

Wasn’t disappointed
Along came a guy with 3 beagle’s,
Soon after 2 more ,
With greyhounds and jack Russells.
One beast just unloaded his hole in tbe path as the gentleman with the white socks ,trackie ,and skinny tasche looked on,
Not a bother to the cunt,

Then around 11 ( early for a norrie)
A fat bastard across the road emerged from the cave,
Gave the todger a squeeze,and managed to hold a fag and coffee mug in the other hand.

15 m later I looked over and there’s your man sitting on the kitchen chair totally engrossed in my work.

[cowpat]

2 Norries you saw then! I believe one of these lads was a painter and decorator as well.

https://twonorries.com/

[Corksfinedtboy]

In all fairness if u think limerick is ( that big word that I can’t spell) pleasing you need new lamps.

[Thomas_Brady]

Limericks city centre, with it’s Georgian architecture and it’s grid system, is the jewel of Ireland.

[Corksfinedtboy]

Know one of them from years back,Timmy, fuckin nightmare altogether.
Could have gone across the pond as a footballer but loved the smarties

[Corksfinedtboy]

I’ll give you parts of it are nice, limited though

[cowpat]

I’ve dipped in and out of their podcast. Some good ones there. Fair play to them.

[cowpat]

#143 Timmy’s brother Tommy Long shares his story | The Two Norries Podcast

[Corksfinedtboy]

Look up Don O Leary’ my old friend he’s on one or 2

[cowpat]

I’ll check it out. The John Creedon one is a good auld listen, it’s a few years old now.

[Corksfinedtboy]

Johns a gent friend from old,but haven’t physically seen him in decades

[Corksfinedtboy]

[gilgamboa]

Jesus you’d get a horn looking at them photos of Cork

[Corksfinedtboy]

[TreatyStones]

Is that Singapore?

[Corksfinedtboy]

Corcaigh ol stock

[Turenne]

No mate Singapore has buildings higher than three levels. The wonders of modern infastructure.

[Turenne]

Are you comparing Ireland, one of the richest countries in the world, to Pakistan, one of the poorest, mate?

[Raylan]

Paul Byrne

[Copper_pipe]

Another fire at Stryker in Carrigtwohill is brought under control

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