Cork - the softest of cunts šŸ

I find that area an absolute traffic nightmare these timesā€¦blarney Kerry Pike etc all jammed in evenings

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Sounds like Iā€™ll just have to call it off altogether

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Iā€™d deal with the travel sickness before Iā€™d deal with the traffic anyway :smiley:

You can throw up the tent in my garden and split the journey if you want to. Decent rates

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You donā€™t need to go to Kerry pike, go Blarney Tower Ballincollig kilumney Crossbarry

Itā€™s a setup

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Go to Dingle - you know it makes sense

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Would you stop. Half the world and its mother will be in Dingle. He should go to Liffey Valley. Against the traffic the whole way. @KinvarasPassion will throw up a few recommendations.

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Theyā€™re right about avoiding the city and going Blarney to Ballincollig but you can also slip on to the south link from Ballincollig and then shoot off on the n71 dual carriageway to Crossbarryā€¦ You want to avoid the city centre and Inishannon, the latter can be a right bottle neck on a Friday not to mind a bank holiday weekend

Guarantee to scratch the car. Avoid at that time of day. Better off going Blarney to the maradyke and sit in traffic

Going to go cross country but will stop for food on the way. Not a route Iā€™d ever have travelled fully. The Highland for a shift or Dromahane for a p2p would be as far as Iā€™ve ventured. Anywhere for grub in the late afternoon around Kanturk?

Just take the kids out of school early and leave at 1 FFS

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Give em a day off ta fuck

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The haggart in freemount does v good food
Bobs in Kanturk is ok and there are a few decent cafes (Thomas browns or cafe bia) but might be closed depending what time you are on

If your coming through Kanturk sat nav will give you few optionsā€¦take the millstreet, macroom, lissarda, enniskeane routeā€¦better roads (slightly)

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Also if youā€™re in clon well worth heading down to long strand for fish and chipsā€¦will be busy but this place is unrealā€¦lovely beach and dunes there but no swimming at the beach at long strand where it isā€¦fine beach for swimming few hundred yards up the road

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The Barony of Duhallow would have very little of interest to the Michelin inspectors

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No then ā€¦silage weather too so the hard boiled egg and calvita salads with rolled up ham will be the main delicacy on show for the weekend

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When are you travelling? If itā€™s Saturday, you wonā€™t go wrong with the Haggart in Freemount.

@TreatyStones GET IN THE FUCKING CAR NOW!

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If he hasnā€™t left now he might as well forget about itā€¦ Huge crash between mallow and kanturk, the road is closed

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The Old Walls in Liscarroll is decent also.

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