Cork weirdo/sicko thread

Fagan_ODowd · February 17, 2020, 9:06pm

I was hoping to be the first to use “hurlix” and was only waiting for the right opportunity

balbec · February 17, 2020, 9:22pm

There’s always “bogballix”

Fagan_ODowd · February 17, 2020, 9:26pm

I was thinking of launching hockix at the Olympics

ciarancareyshurlingarmy · February 17, 2020, 10:22pm

How was Limerix?

PhattPike · February 18, 2020, 12:41am

That one works on a number of levels.

Corksfinedtboy · February 18, 2020, 12:53am

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The Union Jacks at PUC will be at half mast

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Corksfinedtboy · February 18, 2020, 12:53am

Not a sign of it tonight on our luxurious all weather 4G pitch

Heyyoubehindthebushes · February 27, 2020, 9:44pm

Breaking_my_balls · February 27, 2020, 10:32pm

The church will come ta youuuuu!

TheBird · February 28, 2020, 12:00pm

Why would you be bothered trying to reason with what is clearly an insane person.

artfoley · February 28, 2020, 12:22pm

because if that that was the case nobody would speak to anyone in cork

Corksfinedtboy · February 28, 2020, 12:33pm

He should be pitied lads FFS not laughed at,as for the smart ass spouting about the church wouldn’t mind having a conversation with him the smarmy bastard

balbec · February 28, 2020, 1:52pm

Probably a rubby man. @gilgamboa I’d say.

Corksfinedtboy · February 28, 2020, 4:29pm

We have our share aswell,kinda dull without eccentric folk about

grapes · February 28, 2020, 4:57pm

I didn’t think he was one bit smarmy, why do think he was being smarmy? He was being very polite to the man. What’s this conversation you’de like to have with him? The guy who’s face we couldn’t see filming the encounter, he was the smarmy one there.

Corksfinedtboy · February 28, 2020, 5:41pm

That’s who i was referring to,the guy trying bad to be a clever cunt,the shite stirrer,butting in

grapes · February 28, 2020, 5:54pm

Pardon me but I thought you were on about the other man.

This guy filming it, I didn’t like his tone, he sounded like a right creepy bastard. With that horrible nasal laugh. He sounded like he had a rugby ball up his arse. Despicable cunt trying belittle others and laugh at their expense.

Corksfinedtboy · February 28, 2020, 6:00pm

You got it in one bud,plenty of them whures in Cork - on the door one night ( Fransciscan well) little whure asked me after denying the drunken bollox in-“do you know you’re talking to a professional”? Needless to say I sent him on his way

Lazarus · February 28, 2020, 6:03pm

Professional personal trainer was it?

grapes · February 28, 2020, 6:11pm

That clip there is an example in microcosm of what is wrong with western society and the grip the spinning lying media has over us.

Entitled attitudes wherever they are ae extremely infuriating. Good man for pointing him on his way.