Cramp

[TreatyStones]

I’m low in everything mate

[KinvarasPassion]

In ways you never thought possible.

[backinatracksuit]

You’re only in the ha’penny place mate,

[KinvarasPassion]

Flavours are for pussys mate.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Ooooft

[backinatracksuit]

It’s revolting, can’t believe there’s a plain version

[KinvarasPassion]

What’s the deal with the oil? Better absorption through tongue.

[backinatracksuit]

I had the oil first, use it as a muscle relaxant after exercise, tingles like mad so you’d think it was doing something anyway, hard to describe but it’s almost refreshing for the legs,
I’m sure it probably does fuck all so I await the backlash

[TreatyStones]

I blame Aughanish

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Does @Julio_Geordio blame it for his hair loss?

[anon7035031]

Limerick lads starting to seize up already.

[PhattPike]

I used to get jaw cramps every now and then, not quite down the middle of the throat as you describe, but more to one side of the jaw. I haven’t had one in years and only remember it now because of this thread.

Either way it sounds terminal.

[Julio_Geordio]

Aughunish has caused generations of men in my family to go thin on top

[Julio_Geordio]

Stop taking yokes in the top

[anon61956325]

Wankers cramp.

[glenshane]

I’d a bad hour last night. Pure agony trying to keep the leg straight and the toes up. I’ve a feeling tonight isn’t going to be much better. Any fast acting remedies which dont involve thumbs and holes?

[Juhniallio]

Drink water. And stop being so Nordie.

[glenshane]

Aye. Dead on.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

You’re lacking in Magnesium, ayte a banana or drink a mug of silage effluent.

[glenshane]

I’ll do both just to be sure!