Dancingbaby & His Shit

[anon95599269]

@twiceasnice97

no, openly stated sympathy for a lad in a desperate spot having the worst moment of his life outside of a death plastered all over a message board where his identity is known.

on the watch how hilariously witty i am front fcuk off and try again you dimwit

huh?

[TwoRunnyEggs]

The Dancingbaby is Bear Grylls… :o

[Flano]

I had to try very hard not to laugh out loud there. That story is just hilarious.

[anon95599269]

@Flano

I had to try very hard not to laugh out loud there. That story is just hilarious.

in hindsight its funny but when you saw it happening in front of you it was tragic

[Mac]

@twiceasnice97

no, openly stated sympathy for a lad in a desperate spot having the worst moment of his life outside of a death plastered all over a message board where his identity is known.

on the watch how hilariously witty i am front fcuk off and try again you dimwit

You really don’t get this site do you?

[thedancingbaby]

@The Runt

Dancingbaby, could you please confirm or deny that you ate your own shit?

I deny the scurrilous accusation and to be fair, I doubt Mr and most certainly Mrs TASE would allow a shit muncher to become godfather to their youngest.

[The_Runt]

@thedancingbaby

I deny the scurrilous accusation and to be fair, I doubt Mr and most certainly Mrs TASE would allow a shit muncher to become godfather to their youngest.

[The_Dunph]

@twiceasnice97

no, openly stated sympathy for a lad in a desperate spot having the worst moment of his life outside of a death plastered all over a message board where his identity is known.

on the watch how hilariously witty i am front fcuk off and try again you dimwit

Watch your mouth, you can’t speak to esteemed forum members in such a way.

[croppy]

i would count myself as a dear friend of The Dancing Baby. Its only now that some time has passed do I look back on the incident on the London Road and see some humor in it. At the time we were just shocked. TDB is not the smallest of guys and when his sphincter gave up the ghost and he followed through, there was a heavy heavy discharge. It was vile. He had been harping on about needing a shit for the 10 minutes since we had left the ground. There is a KFC on the way back from the ground to Gallowgate and we were giving him abuse about thinking about using it as there had been something in the papers the previous month about a sectarian employment policy by KFC in the north or something like that. When we saw he wasnt with us and went back to the kerb he was sitting on he looked up at me with his cherub cheeks and doleful eyes and just mumbled that ‘he was only 2 minutes from the KFC’. At first i thought he was going on about wanting a burger and was thinking he must be properly locked, but then you got the smell, a putrid stench i can still recall. Then Im looking at his face and he had a smear on his cheek and tears streaming down his face. It was painful to watch.
To be fair it was me who gave him a T-Shirt to help clean himself up and I walked as close as i could stomach to him on the way back to town.
I guess looking back I can see the funny side but at the time it was enough to put me off my dinner.

[anon95599269]

@croppy

i would count myself as a dear friend of The Dancing Baby. Its only now that some time has passed do I look back on the incident on the London Road and see some humor in it. At the time we were just shocked. TDB is not the smallest of guys and when his sphincter gave up the ghost and he followed through, there was a heavy heavy discharge. It was vile. He had been harping on about needing a shit for the 10 minutes since we had left the ground. There is a KFC on the way back from the ground to Gallowgate and we were giving him abuse about thinking about using it as there had been something in the papers the previous month about a sectarian employment policy by KFC in the north or something like that. When we saw he wasnt with us and went back to the kerb he was sitting on he looked up at me with his cherub cheeks and doleful eyes and just mumbled that ‘he was only 2 minutes from the KFC’. At first i thought he was going on about wanting a burger and was thinking he must be properly locked, but then you got the smell, a putrid stench i can still recall. Then Im looking at his face and he had a smear on his cheek and tears streaming down his face. It was painful to watch.
To be fair it was me who gave him a T-Shirt to help clean himself up and I walked as close as i could stomach to him on the way back to town.
I guess looking back I can see the funny side but at the time it was enough to put me off my dinner.

what happened with him goosing the young one in tamangos?

[Flano]

@The All Seeing Eye

what happened with him goosing the young one in tamangos?

Yeah once all the shit clears I want to hear about the “seedy incident in a portmarnock nightclub.”

[KIB_man]

can there be a shit eating grin smiley to mark this momentous thread? the DB smiley - one with a Glasgow Celtic jersey covered in shit preferrably.

[Watchyourtoes]

Rocko that was brilliant man!hahaha

[anon95599269]

@Watchyourtoes

Rocko that was brilliant man!hahaha

:rolleyes:

[Sidney]

Dancingbaby certainly gives new meaning to the phrase “shitfaced”.

[farmerinthecity]

@The Dunph

Watch your mouth, you can’t speak to esteemed forum members in such a way.

[Flano]

@Watchyourtoes

Rocko that was brilliant man!hahaha

It’s TDB you should be thanking.

[thedancingbaby]

@croppy

i would count myself as a dear friend of The Dancing Baby

with friends like you and TASE mate…!!!

[Bandage]

Some disgraceful shit on this thread.

[anon95599269]

TDB just emailed me to say im a disgrace