We’ve got Larsson
We’ve got Bonner
Murray’s legs they are a gonner
So fuck off Goram
Fuck off McCall
David Murray’s three feet tall
I’m getting worse at this the harder I try:
We’ve got Larsson,
And Magnus Hedman,
Murray’s got no Achilles Tendon.
Larrson, Laudrup,
Glasgow foes,
Murray ain’t got any toes.
Henrik Larsson,
Darren O’Dea,
Murray’s got nothing below the knee.
Artur Boruc,
From Legia Warsaw,
David Murray’s just a torso.
That’s not a bad effort bandage. Was just about to do an Artur one myself
Henrik Larsson
Artur Boruc
David Murray doesn’t walk much.
Stephane Mahe,
Came from France,
David Murray cannot dance.
Strachan and Celtic,
Win football matches,
Murray loses legs in crashes.
[quote=“Bandage”]Strachan and Celtic,
Win football matches,
Murray loses legs in crashes.[/quote]
great stuff bandage - very impressed how you are pulling these rhymes out of nowhere- keep it up
is Bandage pulling these off the huddleboard or something NCC?
There’s hundreds of them on the huddleboard but I’m not copying them. Duplication, if present, is entirely coincidental.
Henrik Larsson,
Shaun Maloney,
Murray’s legs are completely phoney.
Brown and Hartley,
Midfield battles,
Murray never doggy paddles.