Absolutely brilliant. As i have been saying for years, we need to stop listening to these fucking clowns on tv and in the papers. They are only there because of who they know, and clearly, not what they know.
French president François Hollande canceled lunch with Iran’s visiting president, Hassan Rouhani, after Rouhani requested that no wine be served during the meal.[19] Chinese state media warned that a shortage of donkey gelatin, a popular traditional medicine, has resulted in imitations made from horse and mule hides, pig skins, and old shoes.[20] PETA offered to convert the house where the Silence of the Lambs was filmed into an “empathy museum,” where visitors could reflect on wearing animal skins.[21] In China, six members of an online group called the Animal Lovers were sentenced to between four and six months in prison for luring two people to a remote forest, cutting their hair off, and forcing them to eat cat feces.[22] Paul Allen, a Microsoft cofounder and marine conservationist, destroyed 80 percent of a coral reef in the Cayman Islands with his 330-foot yacht.[23] A Minnesota man on vacation in Hawaii punched a 14-foot tiger shark when it started to gnaw on his paddleboard; and an eight-year-old female tiger shark in Seoul’s aquarium ate one of her male tank mates.[24][25] Scientists found that bedbugs in Michigan, New Jersey, and Ohio have developed an immunity to insecticides.[26] A Spanish bullfighter was investigated for child endangerment after he posted a photo of himself holding his five-month-old daughter while training in the ring; and in Turlock, California, nearly 3,500 samples of bull semen were stolen from the back of a truck. “The loss of all those units of semen,” said the truck’s owner, “is very frustrating.”[27][28]
Puerto Rico froze the price of condoms, and the pope suggested that Catholics could use condoms to prevent the Zika virus. “Avoiding pregnancy is not,” the pope said, “absolute evil.”[21][22] Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf again became a best-seller in Germany, and the memoir of Robert Pickton, a former pig farmer and millionaire who in 2007 was convicted of killing six women in Canada, was pulled from the Amazon store.[23][24] A couple in Thailand stabbed their newborn at least 12 times and buried him alive, a mother in Oregon pleaded guilty to throwing her six-year-old off a bridge, and a male polar bear was filmed chasing down and eating a cub. “The footage itself is quite rare,” said a scientist, “but the event probably isn’t.”[25][26][27] A 23-year-old Ukrainian man was arrested for pretending to be an 18-year-old Pennsylvania high-school senior.[28] A couple in West Yorkshire were jailed for stealing projection equipment and laptops from a cancer ward and then blaming their terminally ill ten-year-old son.[29] An unidentified bald man in Ohio stole $847 worth of Rogaine and memory supplements from a local Walgreens.[30] A woman in Turkey filed for divorce after her husband sued her for swearing at a television broadcast of Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan, a Saudi man who divorced his four wives and attempted to marry four new wives was ordered to remarry his original wives and pay them a new dowry of about $43,000, a hairdresser in Lancashire stabbed her boyfriend to death for adding “loads of girls” on Facebook, a woman in Germany choked to death after her lover left the room to feed his dog and smoke a cigarette after placing in her mouth a cucumber that the two had been using as a sex toy, and psychologists found that people in relationships rarely change their behaviors over time.[31][32][33][34][35] A 16-year-old-boy in Russia won an online contest to live for a month in a hotel with a porn star. “When I meet the girl, I’ll say, ‘Hi, I am that very boy, I’ve won you,’” said the boy. “I have told my mother and she has taken it badly.”[36]
Robert Mays will be joining Bill Simmons and some of his grantland colleagues over at The Ringer. Hopefully they can get Bill Barwell and reunite the two of them again. Their podcasts were excellent