Despicable Crimes 2013

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AN urn containing ashes has been stolen during a burglary in Dublin.
Gardai have appealed for information following the theft from a house in Deerpark Place, Kiltipper, in Tallaght, in the early hours of this morning.
The urn contained the ashes of the householder’s mother and father.
It is described as a 6in (15.2cm) square black box with a glass top and two dolphin emblems on one side.
A Garda spokesman said: “Obviously this crime has caused considerable distress to the family and anyone with information should contact Tallaght Garda Station.”

Only complete morally reprehensible bastards would do this!

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True, but who keeps their folks ashes on display. Scatter them somewhere nice for fuck’s sake.

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Ashes to ashes funk to funky we know that the theif’s a junky

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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They have only just released the body of Catherine Gowing, the Offaly girl killed in North Wales. They certainly take their time over there. Must have been a long Christmas for the family.

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Superb :lol:

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:lol:

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Appeal for info as a woman is mugged in Cashel…

02 Jan, 2013 - Elderly woman injured in incident on New Years day…

Gardai are appealing for information after an elderly woman was robbed
in Cashel yesterday.
The woman was walking on the green in Cashel, opposite Devitts Funeral
Home, at about 5.30pm, when she was approached by a man.
The woman tried to stop the man from stealing her handbag, but
she was wrestled to the ground.
The man, who was accompanied by another male, escaped through
Larksboro Park Sports complex.
Both men were wearing hoodies and dark clothing .
The woman was taken to hospital for medical treatment but has since
been released.

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absolute cunts is all they are

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Sounds like Rocko up to his old tricks again

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Does he tuck his trackies into his white socks too? :ph34r:

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:lol:

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That mugger must have been weak as shit if he had to wrestle her to the ground. Surely he could have given her a fairly standard shove or something.

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I think he did the Razors Edge to her

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GardaĂ­ in Donegal are searching for two men who broke into the home of a 96-year-old woman last night, assaulting her and stealing money.

Bastards

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Gagged her, punched her in the ribs and robbed her. 96 year old ffs. The law will just hand them the probation act. Would the 'RA still do a few knees for you if you asked them?

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A 48-YEAR-OLD man has been arrested over an attack on a 96-year-old woman who was punched during a burglary.

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They’re not up to much else these days,if no one else can help and if you can find them maybe you can hire…one of them.

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If called upon I can swing a sack of door knobs

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How ironic-caught by the very people who were trying to catch them.