Squad:
Bandage (gk)
Rocko ©
Tinnion
Fats
Smelly
Farmer
Ro
Lyonsee
Imperative we bounce back with a win after our capitulation in the last game.
Sources close to Farmer can reveal that the big goalkeeper/midfielder has suffered a re-occurrence of his personal problems. It’s rumoured that after last night’s alcohol-free team bonding exercise, Farmer rang his ex-flame just to inquire as to how she was. This was followed by Farmer turning up to work an hour and a half late. Farmer is quoted as saying “it’s not my fault I’m not motivated”. Tinnion and this writer are up to their eyes in work and are currently unable to put an arm around the big man (maybe we’ll get him when he’s tying his shoe laces).
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Good stuff - just saw it on the ticker tape on Sky Sports News there too.
Table isn’t updated on astro.ie for our last game.
We don’t seem to have sent in our result.
A sly tactic to employ after a defeat there rocko.
Match report is now up on the front page.
rocko, send in the last few scores to the astro website. I wanna see an updated league table.
Updated now Bandage.