DIY General thread


It’s the same all over the country. A lad at home did the same, paid for nothing and built a massive house. At the finish he claim that tinkers robbed the tank of heating oil, when in fact the supplier too it back after non payment.


Hmm. I would’ve always thought that Sgt was an upstanding chap


And you bought it, you mug. You absolute mug.


I waited patiently for the Lord; and he inclined unto me, and heard my cry.

2 He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings.


I did mate, I bought it for a steal, a fucking steal


It’s a house built on sand mate, I’m not surprised


You’re hopes and dreams are built on a lie. Literally. Your castle will fall around you.


Just checked on the property register. Wasn’t that much of a steal given prices back then. Still don’t believe about the Sgt being that bent, his successors may be, but not him.


I love when @Mac overshares and ends up looking like a cunt

Well played Art


He’ll keep trying and trying. But nothing will beat the time I questioned his qualifications and he went and PM’ed me a copy of his graduate cert in pretend law.


He would have been able to hide behind a 4 pound note apparently.


Bollocks! Unless it was PTSD after his first wife died.


There’s a very good chance you’re talking about a different person Arthur


Got this measured up properly today, we’re talking 565m2, so approx 5500 to do it excluding labour and vat.



Fire up the initials


:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy: ah shtaaap


You’ve made a cunt of that post art.



Ah ok thought you were taking about MM


How much per tonne for gravel or pebbles ?


I love when @The_Selfish_Giant backs Foley into battle and ends up looking like a stupid cunt