Do men have a form of PMS?

#1

I’m in a fucking foul humour today and I honestly don’t know why. Nothing is really going wrong for me which would usually put me in a bad mood.

I just seem to be snapping at people for no reason today. I just feel like telling people to fuck themselves for no reason and I would also like to throw a nice big steel keg through a glass window. I’m also craving chocolate and have drank my weight in Orange Juice today.

The weird thing is, I go through this weird state of mind a good few times during the year. It usually completely stops when I fuck a glass or a cup filled with coins at a wall, once the mess is cleaned (by me) I feel great again.

Even weirder one of my girl mates was telling me of her “woman problems” last night. My anger could not be related to hers could it!! I’m a very weird person!

#2

Is your mate a leso or is she hankering for a herbie hide? Pass her onto me (if she’s half decent)

#3

How do you make out that she wants a bit of the aul in out in out?

#4

Maybe she isn’t but I am :grin:

#5

I am quite a moody person. I can be in terrible form and then great form, people can be alright for a while and then idiots again, Fowler can be better than Larsson and then Larsson better than Fowler.

I don’t crave chocolate or orange juice though. That is weird you freak.

#6

Was the Fowler Larsson thing necessary :grin:

Yer womans problem is she just wants a herbie hide.

Bens problem is he wants to have a smoke but refuses

#7

Could be a factor yep, but I did get moody when I was on the smokes aswell.

#8

I just have a general level of hate and anger. All it takes is for something the bring it out. So listen when does yer one want a lashing?

#9

I don’t think PMS time is the time for a lashing, she might end up putting some salt on you and eating you in one bite!

#10

I’d rohypnol the cow(jaysus Im starting to sound like ball ox best I calm down)

#11

Yeah you’d better calm down, it’s one of my mates your talking about. Wanna rohypnol an Ivory bird??

#12

Here you better calm down thats one of my mates your talking about

#13

Which one !!