Had a dream last night.
I was at the Galway Races, I had just won 10k which I cashed out at the bookies. I was walking back with a model and next thing this short middle aged man in one of those convict outfits grabbed my bag of money and ran off with, after he got about 30 yards ahead of me stopped turned round and sniggered at me, it was Bertie Ahern.
I took off and gave chase to him where he ran into a tent, I ran into the tent after him but could see him nowhere in a heavily crowded tent with music blaring out and people partying. I looked over to my left hand side and saw Timmy Dooley snorting coke off a pair of breasts and Michael Martin receiving a lap dance from a male stripper with a half empty bottle of whiskey in his hand. Next thing I was approached by a burly security guard telling me I had no business being here, I told him that Bertie Ahern had stolen my money but he said I was talking nonsense and he would have seen him if he entered the tent in the outfit I described and a bag of money in his hands. I pushed him and told him I'm not going anywhere, the music suddenly stopped and all the FF top brass came over to me .
Next thing I could hear gunshots, Ricey McMenamin and Liam Neeson came in, rigged out in military regalia firing AK47s in the air. Ricey grabbed me by the arm and pulled me outside while Neeson approached forward aiming his rifle at the FF top brass. Ricey told me that I shouldn't be here and that they'll get my money back, he said The Border Bull was in a helicopter above and to make way to a field over to the left where I can escape.
I started to run over to the field where I could see the helicopter landing, I hopped in the door where I was sitting beside Joe Brolly who was smoking a pipe, wearing an all black outfit and a black beret. He greeted me with "How ya getting on Bomber?" The Border Bull said nothing as he brought the helicopter bank up in the air, as I glanced downwards I could see the tent ablaze in flames.
I woke up after that.