No I’m a family man now
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I was drinking all day paddy’s day in 1998 with a fella from North Mayo. We moved to the college bar in UCG and he had some sort of a bust up with a dolleen he was seeing at the time. I kinda lost track of him for a while but one of her friends approached me and said that they believed he was heading for Mayo in a sulk and wasnt fit to drive and that we should follow him for his own good. Fuck sake.
Anyway, I offered to sit in and let her drive. We caught up to him outside Headford, he was driving about 30 mile per hour, he had 2 flat tyres at the stage and a missing wing mirror. Somewhere outside Shrule, the gutsy East Galway bird floored it and passed him out and we pulled in up the road and I like a fucking donkey jumped out and stood in the road in front of him… And he stopped right in front of me. I pulled the stupid cunt out of the car and fired him into the back of other car. I parked the car his battered yoke beside Gibbons pub and we headed back to the college bar.
He’s a GP now and a flock of kids to him 
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Yes, maturity plays a part. One bizarre thing is that car adds will say the top speed of the car. Basically advertising you can break the law.
Electric scooters have an inbuilt speed limit, they should force cars to have that too
Did you at least get a hand job from one of the birds for your troubles?
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And wasted an evenings portering? Most unlikely.
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The cute bitch bought 6 cans before she left the bar.
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Ye should have pulled into Varley’s in Headford. A noble pub.
I concur. A noble spot.
Is there a bnb upstairs?
Don’t think so.
I was at a funeral a couple of years ago in Shrule and 3 of us stayed over a pub in Headford
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That’s across the road, angler’s rest maybe?
Yeah thats the one,we had a right skip in Shrule that evening and a nice few back in headford.
You haven’t lived unless you’re have a skip of pints in Shrule and finally end up in the Valke in Ballinrobe.
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Malachy Keadys was our stop off.
Ah this was during the week a Tuesday i think.Eugene Hoade died in a car crash
Some spot. Twas run by the parents of one of the fellas in my class in college.
Was only there once and It was surreal in a bad way. I was shitfaced of course and remember thinking it was odd that they had carpet on the walls.
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A striker with 0 goals this season from 4 matches for the bottom club in the EPL drives a 300,000£ Lamborghini
The world is gone mad.
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