Anyone see him on last night doing the Brazil Portugal match. His I hate Ronaldo act and Rtes in general wearing thin although his comment at half time when commentating on edmilsons foul on Ronaldo his “get up the yard” was priceless but best of all when Peter Collins said we’re in hurry for Deparate Housewifes Dunphy goes dont worry ladies im coming. Fooking Legendary comment. ;D
That was fookin classic when he came out with that Desperate Housewives comment
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Nah, nah, nah, nah. Ronaldo…
is a clown
Like your Benetiz thing along the side EoE - funny
What I found funniest was Dunphy saying that the real tests lie against Wales and Slovakia in Lansdowne Road and Collins the dope hadn’'t the cop on to correct him - he had to correct himself
Was the game any good? Didn’t watch any of it.
Wasnt good for me put a speculative 4.00 on a Portugal/Brazil HT/FT result.
Love Exellences picture. “Kiss me Ken” :-*
I recognise that Aiden Cooney gimp but who’s the other lad?
On Michael Carrick - " Carrick was signed for Spurs a few years back for 3m. That’s the level he is at. He is a nothing player. He is one-paced. He doesn’t have the personality to always get on the ball like a United player should. "
On Rio Ferdinand - " Ferdinand is a clown. He was a liability for the first goal and he is always a liability. It was Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink against Rio Ferdinand of Barclays Bank. "
On Fabio Cannavarro - “If Rio Ferdinand is worth 100,000 a week, then this guy is worth 100 million . . . . . a day”
On the Midfield - " United have nothing in midfield - they are a shambles. Any decent sides they meet will destroy them. "
On Barcelona - “After watching Watford against Manchester City last night that was like a bubblebath. It was beautiful.”
On Roy Keane - He’s a gentleman. He’s a class act. He’s a rebel. And he stands up to bullies."
On Roy Keane - “He’s right, he’s right about everything!”
On Niall Quinn - “I’m not gonna address the Niall Quinn agenda, Niall Quinn is a creep”
On Niall Quinn - “The man’s an idiot, a Mother Theresa”
On Kevin Kilbane - “Kilbane’s head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.”
On Liam Brady and the vacant Irish Job - “It would have to be a young, hungry fighter. that rules out everybody here.”
On Harry Kewell - “Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in a hot bath, a boiling hot bath.”
On Harry Kewell again - “He’s fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see”
On Luis Garcia - “They (Liverpool) should put Garcia where he belongs - in the dustbin.”
On Jose Mourinho - “We’ll all see through Mourinho. We’ll find out he’s just a Bengal lancer[”
On Ireland in the 2002 World Cup - “I will be supporting Germany and Saudi Arabia in the contests ahead.”
On Garth Crooks and Sven Goran Eriksson - “ha, ha, ha, that’s the first time you’ll see sex between 2 men live on the bbc”
On Djibril Cisse - “here we have Cisse, right wing, attempts to put in a cross, BANG…hits the full back, again BANG hits the full back, BANG…off the full back again, and once more, BANG…smacks the full back again… Millions of euro and he can’t clear the first man, I mean…whats he trying to do to the full back here, Kill him??”
On Liverpool v Barca - “I was hoping in the last fifteen minutes that Barcelona would beat them. I’ve made my mine up on Benitez tonight. He’s a nice man but he’s got a huge negative streak running through him. Liverpool were terrible in the second half. They didn’t play football. If that was a concert, you’d boo. Gerrard: found out. A nothing player. They were terrible. Terrible”