Early Risers Club - A sneak peek into Corkie’s work practises

We never stop

Two and a half hours of work done at this stage. Will have half my work day over me by the time most people surface today. I’d ate a jambon the size of a couch now if I could get one

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Would it be bad form on the neighbours to get out the strimmer?

Doing the ironing until the weather clears over…

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Only if you plan on using it

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Just had the dinner there,fuckin stuffed.Off to bed shortly.

I thought I was doing well- I’m on my lunch break.

Not here it hasn’t. I’m hopping around like a sausage waiting to start the lawnmower

Still haven’t had breakfast. Looking forward to it.

There’s a cunt near me has a leafblower. Often after I’m finished with a night shift, he decides a few leaves need urgent blowing at 8 on a Sunday morning.

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Thats a tricky conundrum us early risers face. Ultimately its not healthy for us to supress the energy levels we have at that hour of the morning so Id have to give the neighbour a pass

Just up guys, have I missed anything?

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No one ever gets a pass for purchasing a leaf blower

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Fair point. I tend to hand pick mine off the drive. Far neater job

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Keep the good ones and fire them into a stew

The early morning are a laugh a minute I see, leaf blowers

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Pretend pancakes. A new low.

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You’re blood sugars must be all over the place you’re in bed so late. Not healthy mate

I’m just back after a 70km cycle. @Locke can confirm.

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Going by your time on Strava it looks like you just went for a slow drive in the car