Early Risers Club - A sneak peek into Corkie’s work practises

The day nearly over and lads still in bed too zwoddery to be of use to be man nor beast.

Paddy is a beaten man, Holohan has won

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The country has resorted to a cocktail of wine and lexapro. Lads can’t distinguish Mondays from Saturdays… You’ve fellas turning up on zoom calls in their y-fronts. Lads sharing screens and chrome tabs from xhamster still visible on their screens. The kids are addicted to tictok and refuse to leave their rooms.

The outcome of all of this will be catastrophic. We’ve lost a generation here.

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I’d say chronic masturbation is a big problem with the 18 to 30 age group, their social lives utterly destroyed

The family unit is being pulled asunder.

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By lads pulling themselves asunder.

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The stomach has been pulled clean off the family unit.

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You can’t stay in it all the day lads

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It might be lashing down with rain but out there is where opportunity lies…

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Sorry lads I slept it out

Day nearly over

Nearly time for the 2nd breakfast.

Lovely morning

gorgeous. back under the bed with ye

We go again.

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Morning lads

HERE WE GO

Good morning one and all.

Go back to bed

No point. I am awake and up and about now.