Fuck this shit.
Indeed.
Kids are fucking ace.
Grand bit of thunder and lightning there
5.40am wake up call for me. Life partner gone to a hen weekend since yesterday at 5.30pm. I shouldn’t have stayed up until 11.45pm catching up on Love Island.
Up at 415 this morning.
Did you put him to bed too early?
I’ve no kids but I’m awake since 5.
We’ve started sleep training the little lad (6 months) in the last week or so and the main result so far seem to be waking up at 6 instead of after 7 
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I need a piss, can put it off for another 10 minutes tops
Sleep training???
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Were you driving someone to the airport?
Would you not have a bedpan?
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No I was getting a taxi to the airport.
The cruise is it?
Fuck off, cunt.
School boy error!
Genius
You’re an awful angry bollocks
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You’ll cherish that memory when he’s ignoring you in a few years.
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