There are only faeries in Clare.
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What a morning
Some morning tbf. The Irish Open is blessed with the weather, though the lack of wind will see low scores
How do you know I didn’t?
Don’t you broadcast it every time you go on your hols? 
Oooft!!
You must be confusing me with someone else unfortunately
That guy is a cunt
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He’s some man to have a house where the coffee brews itself before he gets downstairs
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Welcome to Alexa smart plugs
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They’ve been selling those plugs with timers in hardware shops for 30 odd years.
I regularly get up at 4:10 am and every time I do, the alarm feels like a kick in the balls.
Fill your coffee machine up with water and coffee the night before and the plug timer does the rest in the morning
So it’s freshly brewed but not freshly ground. Neither fish nor flesh if you ask me
It must be a parody, has to be.
Anyway, I’m off for a run, seems nice enough outside
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Off shooting crows