Early Risers Club - A sneak peek into Corkie’s work practises

You’re a civil servant. You’re a sponger

It’s the likes of me keeps the country running to enable the likes of you to faff about and sell things at each other and don’t you forget it.

You wouldn’t run a tap you useless cunt

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I rest my case tinkerbell. Go faff about and take your sick leave. It’s parasites like you that drained the country

No it really isn’t, it’s the banks and developers and eejits overborrowing that drained the country. You seem very confused. Early morning brain fog perhaps?

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Meanwhile you decided whether to take your sick day on a Friday or Monday while I paid for it
Parasite

I wish I was in bed lads to be honest

The little lady woke around 1.15am but usually goes straight back to sleep. She decided she would stay awake for about 40 minutes last night before conking out for the rest of the night. Fair enough, but this mug stayed awake until 4am after that.

I’ve a packed schedule full of meetings up until a late lunch at 2pm today. I don’t know I do it etc etc

No I think you must have me confused with someone else, I don’t take sick days unless I am genuinely very sick. Don’t think I’ve had an uncertified sick day in many years if at all. These early mornings seem to have you very confused.

So you’re just a parasite then? Thanks for clearing that up

@iron_mike as grumpy as fuck today

not exactly selling the life of getting 5 hours sleep at night

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Why am I a parasite? I do a remarkably good job and am a high contributing member of society. A strange word to use.

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Ah lads, can you not just shake hands!

I’m up . I’m up

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I’m going back to bed

@iron_mike still in the scratcher :hushed:

Friday’s are a slack day for me kid. Didn’t get my arse out of it until 7 which is not early.

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Some pointers mate…?

For me what works… Plenty magnesium, plenty fresh air during the day, regular bed times and rise times, no devices after 9pm and no food after 7pm, some light reading for 15 mins before sleep.

[/qu book does it for me,glass of milk and zzzzzzzz

We go again

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Up n at em​:+1::+1:

Roads were lethal earlier this morning. The worst in a long time