It’s a bit of a spin for @KinvarasPassion to head for the Hyde to stand on wet grass in the morning.
You’d hope he’d get sense eventually.
I see a couple of ye have been giving a few tips. I’m off to buy some strips to measure the acidity of my piss.
Where can I get a human charger lads?
Pete’s
Tell her you’re going for a pint
Petrol for the Lawnmower
Might as well pack in the early rising when this fella is at it.
Colostrum pills are a real game changer for lads who weren’t properly weaned
He’ll be at the pendulum summit next year
“Staring at the sun in Hyde Park at 5:30am whilst absorbing electrons from the earth” is surely this years’ craft beer.
I genuinely assumed it was a pisstake when I read it first. Its like a competition between a crowd of mates to see who can up with the most obscure routine.
It genuinely reads like a series of @Tassotti quotes from the Diet & Nutrition/Huel threads. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions.
Didn’t at least two of them reference testing the acidity of their piss? Ffs
You’d want your head tested not to be testing the pH levels of your piss/The Oirish muldoons are walking around the place with bladders full of acidic piss and are wondering why they’re sluggish, you couldn’t make it up / Paddy can’t get his head around people monitoring their urine, etc etc
if you are not on ionised alkaline water you might as well forget about it
Mick is still drinking from the well. You couldn’t make it up, there’s no crut to it.
The tans will drink what the Chinese tell them to drink. They’ll be lucky to have sheugh water once brexit kicks in
Terrific use of the much underutilised “sheugh” there. Meat and drink in it.