Enda Kenny

Enda the simpleton probably got lost in big buildings.

Roaster central

Caption competition time

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In the whest of the country I was born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You’re taking over your fathers seat in Dail Eir…

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we cant all be “on yer bike”

Sir, we have a witness saying they saw you force the saddle off, and bearing your arse in public is an offence, even for an ex taoiseach.


A born winner!
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He was always full of wind so it’s no surprise to see the useless cunt win a yacht race.

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Saved the country, deserves his leisure time now.

Thank you Enda

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A tremendous and timely boost for the Irish yachting sector. @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy will be mightily encouraged by this notable achievement. I suppose not even the sharks could stomach the smirking Gombeen.
CJH must be turning in his grave at this bog-warrior joining the yachting set.

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Advantage Mayo

Looking forward to Enda’s show tonight, should be a good watch.

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He’s much more likeable now he’s going back to nature/seed.

Those 2 words and anything FG go so well together “useless cunt”

Ah shtop. RTE couldn’t get the cunt in front of a camera for a decent interview for most of his tenure as Taoiseach and now this…

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I think we will really see Enda’s man of the people nature shine in this series

What’s his stance on bees?

Inda is merely emulating that Tory cunt Portillo, fannying about on rail trips. The main difference is that Kinny wouldn’t be able to carry off the purple/lemon/pink jacket with cavalry twill trousers and sockless loafers with the panachè the intrepid Michael does.
But in all his ramblings across various continents Portillo has yet to meet a man with 2 pints.
Smoke that you unctouos Tory prat.

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I see the Sky planner is calling him Edna.

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