ENGLAND Supporters Thread - World Cup 2018, Russia Here We Come

Soccer is a global game

How did England get on in the last tournament mate? Must have been much better than Colombia the way you’re going on

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The British empire was too .

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For all their John Bull huff and puff, England would be easily dispatched by Colombia.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4XFJA3Iakc

Its just not the English way. We’ll have to beat Brazil to win this World Cup. Bring them on in the quarter final.

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That’s the spirit that won a World Cup , 2 World Wars and liberated the country from meddling Brussels bureaucrats .

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With Germany out, only Japan are left to potentially invoke the wartime spirit for the English press in a knockout tie.

We’ll know more by 5pm.

I’ll just leave the following statistic here.

Current disciplinary scoreline:
England 2 yellow cards
Belgium 3 yellow cards

depends how many wars you want to get back mate,

they’ve had a cut off the French haven’t they, throughout history?

Their four most recent actual conflict wars have been with Iraq, Sierra Leone, Argentina and Iceland afaik.

Iceland? The nation or the discount grocery chain?

I meant THE war, not A war.

If you’re talking about any old war, there’s still France, Argentina, Russia and any EU country.

They are still over in Afghanistan

The Cod War

The Croats aligned themselves with Hitler and Mussolini.

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France:
England out to give the Frogs a bit of Wellington
France to meet their Waterloo
England Chunneling Greatness
Oui are going to boil the Frogs

Japan:
Up and Atom - England’s World Cup campaign goes Nuclear (picture of a mushroom cloud)
England to make Japs feel the (Hiro)Hito
We can be Hiros(hima)
England’s Rising Sons to wipe out Japs

Spain:
England’s Armada sets sail (picture of Gareth Southgate and Harry Kane photoshopped to look like Francis Drake)
England’s Spanish Inquistition
England to ROCK the Spanish (picture of the Rock of Gibraltar with an English flag)
You’ll pay, Jose

Russia
England’s KGB (Kane, Gareth, Bamidele) out to leave Russians’ World Cup hopes for dead
Vlad for it
Lions out to maul Bear

Argentina
Messi and Maradona photoshopped on the deck of a sinking Belgrano

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Get Your Croats, it’s time to go home!

Sweden were war time enemies of England on a number of occasions - War of the Austrian Succession and the Seven Years War being two of the bigger ones.

The Danes were also great enemies of England on a few occasions and of course the Danes ravaged the country for the best part of 50 years until Alfred the Great routed them and put manners on them.

Could we see another English man emerge with the title of ‘the great’ ?