Jan VofH took a bad knock against Villa today. Treated for about 10 minutes on the pitch for a head injury apparently.
from a Grimsby fan
Now I’m as optimistic as anyone when it comes to this twát of a football club, but after this afternoon’s latest capitulation it’s time to wake up and smell the coffee – we’re fúcked. Down. Goners. Non-league. To be honest I didn’t know how it would affect me, it’s not like it hasn’t been coming, but tonight I just feel absolutely deflated. Absolutely fúcking devastated.
I can’t get away from these emotions, I just want the whole world to just fúck off and leave me alone. To help me come to terms with this whole mess, I’ve decided to compile a list of everyone and everything I want to fúck off most of all.
For starters, work can fúck off. If they think I’m going to be there on Monday morning they’ve got another thing coming. No way am I going in to spend time dealing with cúnts that I can barely stand being with when I’m in a good mood, let alone this crushing feeling of anger, frustration and outright metaphorical-kicked-in-the-bóllocks-ness.
Plastic Premier League fans can fúck off. I just spoke to my Manchester United supporting neighbour (who incidentally, has been to Old Trafford before – twice) about Town’s predicament. You know what he said? “I know how you feel; it’s like when we failed to win a trophy in ‘95”. NO IT FÚCKING WELL IS NOT!
He no longer has a face.
The girlfriend can definitely fúck off. Her best attempt at consolation – “I don’t know why you’re bothered; you knew they were shít anyway”. Yes love, but they’re MY shít team. They’ve been MINE for pretty much as long as I’ve been able to wipe my own árse, and they’ll be MINE for as long as I’m alive (or at least, until I’m no longer able to wipe my own árse). Truth is, watching my team win does things for me that no woman can. If push comes to shove and I’m horny, I can always have a wánk.
Barrow can fúck off. I’ve been all over the country and beyond to watch my team, but frankly I just don’t have the stomach to visit any town which makes Scunthorpe look like fúcking St. Tropez.
Dad, you can fúck off. This is your fault. Your idea. You introduced me to this shower of shít. “Come with me to Blundell Park”, you said, “Come and support the boys”. What could I do? I was fúcking four, what choice did I have? Why not get me hooked on Heroin whilst you were at it? I could have gone with mum shopping for bras and knickers at British Home Stores, but no, you knew best.
Granted, I’d have probably grown up a homosexual but surely even being simultaneously búggered two guys named Seth and Quentin couldn’t hurt like this.
Seeing as we’re on the subject of homosexuality, Gok Wan can fúck off. No particular reason, I just plain don’t like the annoying, goggle-eyed cúnt.
The F.A. can fúck off. Not for supplying us, week-in, week- out, with inept referee after inept referee, but for imposing sensible financial rules on all clubs in League Two. How many clubs in this division have been into administration this season? Not one. How many points deducted? Not one. How the fúck else are we supposed to avoid relegation – footballing merit? We didn’t have to last season, so why spoil the fun now?
The World Cup can fúck off – I don’t care anymore.
My local pizza shop can fúck off. I ordered a 12” Pepperoni over an hour ago, and where the fúck is it? Are they trying to fúcking fly it to me or something?
Sky Sports can fúck off. Nothing personal, but there’ll be little need for me next season with no Town to be found anywhere. Ooh, Bolton versus Wolves, LIVE. I think I’ll pass…
The radio can fúck off. On my way home from the match, whilst driving down the M180, I caught three completely separate stations playing ‘Down’ by Jay Sean at the exact same fúcking time. The song’s the best part of a year old, how the fúck does that happen by coincidence!?
My nan’s old lucky Buddha that used to sit in her front room can fúck off. When I was a kid I held it in my hands and wished for Town to be in the Premier League. I meant the proper one you fat cúnt, not the one occupied by Histon, Eastbourne and for fúck’s sake, Ebbsfleet, wherever that is.
Tonight can fúck off. I’ve had enough of trying to cope with my emotions; the time has come for oblivion. I haven’t kept any booze in the house since an occasion known only as ‘That Night’ by myself and the missus, but suffice to say that the toilet duck and luminous blue mouthwash are looking like stronger propositions by the minute.
Most of all though, the last 10 years can fúck off. In that time I’ve watched my team fall from the top of the Championship into non-league nothingness. We’ve gone from one great big fúck up to the next without even coming up for air, and today is just the big, fúck off cherry on top.
Inbreds that follow rural sports can fuck right off
One thing I’m sure of though is that we WILL be back. When it comes down to it, a football club is basically just a set of supporters, and frankly what I’ve learned in the last few years is that this one has some of the best. We’ve had to put up with some shít, haven’t we boys, but in spite of all of that the future is still bright – it’s fúcking black and white.
Grimsby ‘til I die…
, poetic license NCC?
Hilarious
London Times Oliver Kay’s EPL team of the season
Reina
Ivanovic
Dawson
R Johnson
Cole
Milner
Lampard
Fabregas
Malouda
Rooney
Drogba
Would have Tevez on it myself, maybe get rid of Cashley and move Malouda to wing back. Otherwise its a fair enough selection for me.
Wait and see the PFA team include Stevie G & JT now?
Plus Milner started playing when moved to the centre around December.
yep 
Tru dat.
Cuellar could have made it at right back too for the Villa imo even though he’s not really a full back.
not one of them would get a game for AS Roma
Retarded English bias there. Lampard? Not a chance has he been consistent enough for it for the whole season, Malouda carried Chelsea till about 6 weeks ago. I’ve had average viewing of it, maybe 2-3 games a week, all the big ones, but this is my stab.
Reina
Corluka
Dawson (Carvalho had he played more, everytime he’s played he’s been superb)
Richard Dunne
Baines (Coles inclusion is ridiculous seeing as he missed so much, Bale since X-Mass has been excellent also)
Milner
Duff - Excellent all through, super consistency and has been involved in most of what good Fulham have done
Fabregas
Malouda
Rooney
Drogba
Tevez, Bale, Evra and Valencia would be very close. Special mentions for N’Zogbia, Gomes, Sorensen, Schwarzer, Ethrington, Reid (early on), Dunn (when fit), Arteta, Pienaar, Zamora, Bent and Jerome.
retarded Irish bias there- dunne is a donkey & duff is average at best
Outside of the fact that your opinion is worthless anyway as you have been exposed as a complete bluffer time and again, you admit to not watching EPL or Ireland, so how the fuck would you know?
ive seen dunne in europe fro city & play woefully for Ireland against France- his form cant diffrenciate so much between exposed at those levels to been a star in the EPL unless the EPL is actually worse than it is
btw - how many times have you watched teams such as sunderland & villa this season?
going by the above team they should just hand the wc to england.Frank Lampard?? the most overrated player in the history of the premiership… usually shite sgainst the better teams, especially in europe.
Kev cleaning house here
:lol: comical stuff there.
Dont cross me a second time. Next it’ll be Martin O’Neill for manager of the year I suppose.
Villa at least 6 times, Sunderland 3 or 4. In the league that is, i’ve seen more of Villa in other comps.
KIB - Make a play fucker. Give us your alternative selection. Like SO, i also think Villas right back has been good this year, Carlos that is.
Maybe you judge your favourite players on looks* or something, but Carlos is a a better player than Young for me. Whats even funnier is i think i remember you ridiculing Luke Young on here or AFR before.
*[size=“1”]Yes i’m saying Cellular isn’t as good looking as Luke Young.[/size]
Ive always rated Luke Young so seems like you are mistaken…again.
Carlos Cuellar is a useless right back. I dont particularly rate him at centre half either. The fact that either of you goons reckon he has been team of the year standard would indicate that your opinions on football are worthless but we knew that already anyway. I dont think this is the thread for your homosexual fantasies either.
My official EPL team of the year will be posted in the correct thread in a week or so. Its going to be epic.
hey EPL- a lot of talk in the papers back here that the gap between serie A & the EPL is more than the gap between the EPL & the LOI
views?
any talk over there about the same?