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Erling Haaland stats that sound fake but are scarily true.
A Thread. https://t.co/O9hL1zBCnx
Another two goals in one half for the big man
Hat trick
KdeB is utterly outstanding.
Best midfielder to ever play in England.
I’d reckon so, yes.
Mrs DeB would grace any country.
Kevin is lucky that lanky rat Courtois did the dirt with his ex girlfriend so he could find his wife.
I dunno. She left home at 16 to come to England with him. I think they’ve been together for ages.
42 in 37 games
City a fine side without him.
More lies
43 in 38
He made that second goal look scarily easy.
44 in 38
44 in 38
45 in 39
Against a serious serioys back 4 on paper as well,like, you wouldn’t find much better on pedigree. DeLigt and the French kid might never be right.
And a beautiful assist.
The neighbors are noisy tonight
Brimful of Haaland on the 45