Erling Braut Haaland

Iā€™ll drink anything me

50 in 43.

He is a baysht

Heā€™ll have to move to madrid, liverpool, United, Barcelona or arsenal if heā€™s to get the recognition he deservesā€¦

Hard to see him joining Newcastle United but anything is possible.

No-one remembers the titles alan shearer won at Newcastle

Everyone remembers him fucking over the whiskey nosed prick twice though, and those memories are priceless

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Inter wanted him. He admits to feeling unfulfilled

Whiskey nose? Iā€™m surprised he can still feel anything the anti Irish bastard

51 in 44

Bayyyyysht

He has added the dinked finish to his repetoire. A cheatcode really.

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Broken the record with games to spare and in his first season. Unreal.

About to say the same, his passing could improve too

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The last bit to add, he put Rodri in there tonight. Its frightening.

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He could go to Saudi Arabia and earn 320m a year.

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POTY will be a short conversation this year

Youā€™d expect Madrid will pay the release fee at the end of next season and heā€™ll join a club with some tradition.

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We are living in a golden era

His ultimate test will be a Big Sam defence constructed after 3 days training

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He has single handled brought back the striker postion

What record did he break?