Euro 2020 thread (Part 1)

He better pass on the banana he’s offered to be safe.

Jesus that was brutal.

For all their national hard man image the Russians are some pussies when it comes to football.

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If you accept a banana in Russia it’s taken as proof that you’re a raging homosexual, although obviously there are no gay people in Russia.

You might want to lay off your banking websites and electronic devices for a while

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Russia finding it that bit harder when the tournament isn’t hosted there and everyone is on the take

Yeah but Vlad wont be happy. The hackers being lined up big time tonight. They’re wont be a website safe in Belgium tonight

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Russia are the better team here. Belgium are horrible to watch

You need a lad like lukaku who’ll just kick the fucking thing into the net

He’s a Judo man

First touch of a wall from the russian lad

There won’t be a rally car uncrashed in Tampere tonight.

Or Donegal

NATO and EU mainframes an added bonus

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They’ll be Lapp dancing.

Great save by Neimi for the peno, delighted for his doubters who said he was finnished

He’s no’ Finnish, he’s only 28

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Great bounce back from the Scotland snub

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Duff is like a fella at a restaurant on a bad date, inching out of the chair to move on as quick as he can.

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