Played 2 finals. The first one he contributed nothing and they lost. He cried like a baby. The 2nd final he injured himself taking a free kick. Stubbed his toe in the ground as he blazed it un to Row Z. Cried like a baby. The lad that replaced him scored the winning goal.
I admire how much you revel in delivering this recollection of events
Romanian no 20 made some cunt of that. The blue-haired lesbian player was clean through
Dutch final ball letting them down every time. If they had a Van de Vaart or Schneider in this team they’d be very good
Even after all these years, it matters hugely
Ake is a top defender. Reads the game so well.
This is a 1-0 massacre. The Dutch have been very impressive.
The ball is in the net but surely it’ll be offside.
It does, especially when it is so heavily embellished by his own twisted viewpoint.
Cody Gakpo, Euros goal machine. Probably offside though.
How on earth have they not finished them off yet?
Because they’re the Dutch
It’s insane how the Dutch haven’t killed this off. Gakpo has been superb.
Bad call there, not high.
Finally the goal comes.
Excellent persistence by Gakpo to set up a tap in for Malen.
They are more than worth that 2-0 lead, they’d be good value for 4-0.
At last.
The Dutch cohort in the pub have just erupted.
Gowls
Gakpo probably player of the tournament so far.
Ray has some hardon for Cody
Depay has been really impressive in this tournament. Involved in that goal again.
Gakpo is playing out of his skin.
That’s a well-taken goal.