Eurovision 2015 - Goodnight Vienna

Her teary mid-voting outburst lost it for her. A Kevin Keegan-esque meltdown.

Tears of guilt.

The best song usually finishes second. The Dutch suffered a similar fate last year.

Turns out Polina was a massive cunt.

Thankfully Mans Zelmerlow and Sweden took the big prize in 2015. A worthy winner.

“The Heroes Of Our Time” takes on a new meaning seven years later as Ukraine fights for the freedom of the world.

And 2016 in Stockholm, hosted by the incomparable Petra Mede, and won by Ukraine, was wonderful.

Fuck Russia.