FAO Bandage

fellow clubman and avid Celtic fan, he’s the bulb off him too

Nice to hear from you again, @chewy louie. It was mainly based on generalisations and cliches:

  • Cork won’t be as bad again;
  • Clare might have doubts after playing so well yet not winning;
  • Cork will know better that Clare are tactically flexible and won’t be caught by surprise;
  • The game will bring Brian Murphy and Lorcan McLoughlin on;
  • JBM.

Nice to hear from you, @Anto. I find the entire story hard to swallow so I won’t be offering any advice on it.

Nice to hear from you, @giloppy. They’re a wonderful outlet for the town’s criminal fraternity since the unfortunate demise of the Dan O’Connell’s some years back.

Nice to hear from you, @mickee321.

Not since he died.

Jesus, the Dan O’Connells…

@Bandage is there still a soccer team in Town which is made up of Gardai?

I think they could have also been St. Josephs…

Nice to hear from you, @TreatyStones.

No. I can’t swim and don’t ever intend learning how to swim either.

[quote=“count of monte cristo, post: 831173, member: 348”]Jesus, the Dan O’Connells…

@Bandage is there still a soccer team in Town which is made up of Gardai?

I think they could have also been St. josephs…[/quote]

Nice to hear from you, @count of monte cristo.

Not that I’m aware of. That’s not to say such a team doesn’t exist. Though St Joseph’s soccer club are from Killenagh or somewhere.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 831176, member: 9”]Nice to hear from you, @count of monte cristo.

Not that I’m aware of. That’s not to say such a team doesn’t exist. Though St Joseph’s soccer club are from Killenagh or somewhere.[/quote]

Ah yes, Kilmuckridge. thank you for your prompt response.

Bandage, all joking aside, is yer one from the 51 last week not worth texting?

[quote=“Bandage, post: 831175, member: 9”]Nice to hear from you, @TreatyStones.

No. I can’t swim and don’t ever intend learning how to swim either.[/quote]
Bandage as a bearded single man in his thirties who can’t swim or drive, what do you offer the single ladies of Dublin apart from your vast personal wealth?

Interesting. Please fill us in on what happened after we left.

Lovely to meet you Thraw by the way.

[quote=“briantinnion, post: 831182, member: 6”]Interesting. Please fill us in on what happened after we left.

Lovely to meet you Thraw by the way.[/quote]

When she was leaving she invited me out for a smoke and she gave me her number, which her friend later verified as real for me. She likes good music and although I was well on by that stage, I seem to remember her being attractive. I imagine I’ll lob her a text and she won’t reply. They tend not to, girls.

It was a pleasure to meet you too, tinnion.

Nice to hear from you, @Thrawneen. I’ve no idea. I was locked. Maybe ask about the spotty upper lip in your text. Kill two birds with the one stone so to text.

Nice to hear from you, @Horsebox. The lady in the work canteen just said I smell lovely today. I’m also good at throwing and some other things.

Cool, bro-what aftershave are you wearing? I barely use the stuff but I am nearly out-the one I have is a Hugo Boss one I’ve had for about 3 years.

Doesn’t aftershave go bad after a while?

Not that I’m aware of-this one still smells lovely anyway. I’ve just found it on the internet.

http://www.designerdiscount.co.uk/acatalog/Hugo_Boss_as_lotion.jpg

Bandage, with the arrival of chip kellys blur offence to the nfl and the possibility of attracting hordes of fans new to the game, such as @count of monte cristo, to fall in behind the eagles, is the time not ripe to establish a dublin or even national but dublin-based supporters club? And how much would one reasonably charge for membership of same?

Following on from my original post, which players from your beloved Sarsfields GFC senior football squad do you see transferring to the aforementioned St Josephs GFC in the annual January transfer window?