FAO frequenters of the 51

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The last few times I’ve been up there I have encountered a gentleman in the smoking area who is of an extraterrestrial nature. Shaven headed, bug eyed and clearly off his rocker on cocaine or life, I have had some fascinating chats with him including last night where he told our congregation the details of his marriage break-up in finite detail. This man is the maddest bastard I’ve ever met and everyone of my chums are fascinated by this creature/mental retard.

My question is is this man a contributor to this fine forum? I believe any regulars will definitely know who I am talking about.

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[quote=“Horsebox, post: 730021”]The last few times I’ve been up there I have encountered a gentleman in the smoking area who is of an extraterrestrial nature. Shaven headed, bug eyed and clearly off his rocker on cocaine or life, I have had some fascinating chats with him including last night where he told our congregation the details of his marriage break-up in finite detail. This man is the maddest bastard I’ve ever met and everyone of my chums are fascinated by this creature/mental retard.

My question is is this man a contributor to this fine forum? I believe any regulars will definitely know who I am talking about.[/quote]

:ph34r:

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:strokechin:

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Art Foley

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Does he post on here?

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I thought Bang Bang was dead?

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What age range are we dealing with, Horsebox? This character doesn’t register with me. Did you hear old Dixie was involved in a fist fight out the front a few Mondays ago with his sister’s ex-husband? :lol:

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Ah Bandage you must know him-I’d say he’s around 37. He’s in there every time I am anyway. Thin enough lad always wearing a suit who looks like he’s gurning and off his tits and then when you speak to him you realise he is.

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[quote=“Horsebox, post: 730028”]Ah Bandage you must know him-I’d say he’s around 37. He’s in there every time I am anyway. Thin enough lad always wearing a suit who looks like he’s gurning and off his tits and then when you speak to him you realise he is.
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Is he a red-cheeked character? Possibly from Munster? You’d see him around all the pubs in that area - Searson’s, Waterloo, Smyth’s etc too.

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not me, i havent frequented the 51 in 3 or 4 years, from the description sounds like TDB, or could be the croppy if heshaved his head

but all the evidence points fingallian

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No he’s a dub and has quite sallow skin. I’ve only ever met him in the 51-never seen him in any of the other pubs. I was sure the regulars would know him-he’s not the type of character that can be ignored.

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Ask him his name the next time you see him and stop fucking wasting everyone’s time here.

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:lol: Somebody is a little cranky tonight.

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Doesn’t sound familiar to me either. He doesn’t play the lotto anyway so he can’t be that much of an institution.

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Fagan just wants you to talk to him

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I was having lunch in Dun Laoghaire on Friday and my little ears perked up when I heard a blonde bint at the next table mention the 51… she more or less said it was a small shithole and full of knobs.

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Well that settles that then. You gimp.

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It certainly does. Lock the thread, cunt face.

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I met a friend there for a drink recently. Sat outside. Left after two drinks. It appeared to be a soulless place full of gimps

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In Witherspoons for lunch?