FAO Girls

Girls

Some friendly advice for you seeing the time of year that’s in it. Tit Monday has been and gone and the sun continues to shine. This brings about a lot of danger for women - don’t fall into the trap of:

  1. Wearing these ridiculous leggings/light trouser type things under skirts. Instead wear either a skirt or a trousers. You don’t want to look even more stupid than most of you act.

  2. Wearing those absolutely horrific ‘three quarter’ length or just below the knee but well above the ankle type trousers. Again, you don’t want to look even more stupid than most of you act.

  3. Asking can you come to Croke Park to watch championship games with us. You don’t know anything about sport. We don’t want to speak to you about sport. In fact any guy who brings a girl to a sporting event where there is strong demand for tickets should be banned from attending the event himself.

That’s just some initial advice. I’ll be back with some more improvement observations. :-*

You never got back to us on those improvements, Bandage.

Don’t call yourself and your group of girl pals “girlies”.

“Hey girlies, what’s the plan for Saturday night?”

Fuck off.

Their use of the word “Mrs” irks me too.

“Hey Mrs, any news?”

Bandage - can you change the thread title to FAO Girls to distinguish it from the (s)exploits with girls type threads we have also?

Yes. But only because I’m excited about your new jacket.

That thread went to shit once the fuckers made a pact to stop revealing details of each others relationships online.

I suppose it can all be traced back to your exposè “Barmy Goes To Tara”

Classic thread - http://www.thefreekick.com/board/topic/11290-women-who-like-and-attend-sporting-events/

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Some people were getting very antsy on that thread.

The runt got very upset and arguably has never been normal since.

Julio was seething too and giving it the ‘at least I’ve touched a bird before’ line. Wonderful stuff.

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I was just off reading that thread and coming back to post:

“I got very antsy on that thread”

Women are vicious, insecure, manipulative and malicious utter cunts who are only good for riding and having babies… That sporting thread from what I read is a disgrace. Only a beat down man with no self-esteem would go to a sporting event with these cum catchers.

Thinly veiled, “the Cork bint I was banging dumped me for a real man”

Mac is seething and suffers from low self esteem.

Tell us about this ‘real man’ of yours anyway Mac… Is he tall, dark and with a cock to die for?

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Too easy.

How would you describe the low self esteem of a midgett like runt without insulting him ?

As someone with such low self esteem I am likely to take anything you say as an insult so no point sugar coating it.