Any man would be proud to wait at the top of an aisle for that princess
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Waiting would be one thing. If she turned up you’d shite yourself.
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I’d happily take a shite on her tits
She’s beginning to remind me of your wan Áine from Sligo with all the ridiculous photo set ups.
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Those thighs would crack a walnut with one cross of her legs
Why are you so obsessed with it?
You’d be screaming for “new balls please” fairly sharpish.
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‘8 balls’ be more her style
She would be gas arguing about “chalk dust” and “white lines” .
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Her grip is all wrong. Far too limp. Almost afraid of the object.
Whatever gave you that idea about the former coke hewer and podium dancer?
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She’s proper banged up now.
unreal
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savage body
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She has fat ankles. Never a nice trait in a lady.
Still would though.
