My new favourite way of saying I farted
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Lads , I’m after a few absolute belters today so I am
A lot to unpack but I reckon I’ll make a fortune selling digital farts
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Was it a fart related hospitalisation?
By the sounds of it holding it in was. Better out…
Two tubs of spicy Pringles taking their toll. Avoid T2 today lads
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Stay safe everyone
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LIDTF
The country should ahve went into crisis mode when the smell of fags in pubs was replaced by Guinness farts
Daily dog fart is one if my favourite website
Genius, as usual, from the HSE. They manage to spell flatulence differently twice in the same tweet.
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Gone like a fart in the wind (Bob Gunton)
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It was welcome as a fart in a spacesuit anyway