Farts

[Fagan_ODowd]

Someone loosened their bowels and exhaled quite a noxious odour on the plane from london the other night. Needless to say everyone assumed it was the 25 stone yank in front of me.

[The_Runt]

Still farting. The smell has either lessened or else I’ve just become immune to it.

[The_Dunph]

@The Runt

Still farting. The smell has either lessened or else I’ve just become immune to it.

I find i fart most in the days immediately after i’ve drank a lot. I haven’t drank since last weekend so have been in a fart free zone all week…

[The_Runt]

@The Dunph

I find i fart most in the days immediately after i’ve drank a lot. I haven’t drank since last weekend so have been in a fart free zone all week…

I’m the opposite.
I haven’t drank since last week.
Maybe I need one.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

I am stinking the office out of it today. Knew I shouldn’t have had the cajun chicken and tomato soup at lunch

[theLockes]

Left lunch early on my own so that I could have a few sneaky jam tarts on the way back to the desk. The gases I’m delighted to say have been vented.

[caoimhaoin]

I woke up both myself and the woman with a fart in my sleep recently (but only i realised what it was). I told her though i thought it might be an Abbo trying to break in and duly went out to investigate for a total cover up. Said it must have been a cat or something then. Also got some gratitude for heading and checking it out. \

I’m double hard.

[Julio_Geordio]

@caoimhaoin

I woke up both myself and the woman with a fart in my sleep recently (but only i realised what it was). I told her though i thought it might be an Abbo trying to break in and duly went out to investigate for a total cover up. Said it must have been a cat or something then. Also got some gratitude for heading and checking it out. \

I’m double hard.

A real man would have grabbed his missus head and stuck it under the cover.

[tallback]

@Julio Geordio

A real man would have grabbed his missus head and stuck it under the cover.

[Fitzy]

@caoimhaoin

I woke up both myself and the woman with a fart in my sleep recently (but only i realised what it was). I told her though i thought it might be an Abbo trying to break in and duly went out to investigate for a total cover up. Said it must have been a cat or something then. Also got some gratitude for heading and checking it out. \

I’m double hard.

You’re a fucking racist cunt, thats what you are.

[caoimhaoin]

@Fitzy

You’re a fucking racist cunt, thats what you are.

No, i just went with the probability factor, 80% of crime here in this town is carried out by Abbo’s, they have broken into my house previously, so i went with that. Some of the Abbo’s here are the scummiest people i have ever encountered, scum of the earth. There are a few white europeans like that also, but a tiny minority here.

[anon61956325]

@caoimhaoin

No, i just went with the probability factor, 80% of crime here in this town is carried out by Abbo’s, they have broken into my house previously, so i went with that. Some of the Abbo’s here are the scummiest people i have ever encountered, scum of the earth. There are a few white europeans like that also, but a tiny minority here.

What’s an abbo ?

[Flano]

@ChocolateMice

What’s an abbo ?

It’s a racist term that has no place on this forum. Disgraceful.

[turfcutter]

christ I’m rotten at the moment I cant even take it myself

[Fitzy]

@caoimhaoin

No, i just went with the probability factor, 80% of crime here in this town is carried out by Abbo’s, they have broken into my house previously, so i went with that. Some of the Abbo’s here are the scummiest people i have ever encountered, scum of the earth. There are a few white europeans like that also, but a tiny minority here.

If anyone come across persons of Aboriginal descent wearing loose fitting clothing matching the below pic, please inform Kev immediately

[The_Runt]

I’ve been farting for the past 3 days. It’s getting out of control.
My office stinks.

[theLockes]

@The Runt

I’ve been farting for the past 3 days. It’s getting out of control.
My office stinks.

My office, lah di dah!

[The_Runt]

@Locke

My office, lah di dah!

My smelly farty office/basement

[turfcutter]

@The Runt

I’ve been farting for the past 3 days. It’s getting out of control.
My office stinks.

scale od 1 to 10 runt
1 being noticable
10 being harful to ones health

[TreatyStones]

Farting out of control since lunch time…