Farts

Gasagusban

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Had to pull up one of my staff there about something. Very hard to keep a straight face as I was flat out cutting cheese for the duration. Thankfully they werenā€™t too smelly.

A sick kick you got out of it so. Some of the lads who posting in the pictures of pint thread are poisoning their women every night. Tipp lads like @carryharry mechanics farts mixed with a belly full of Dutch gold.

You talk real good & hurt me feelings a lot you not nice man.

The farts or the employee?

Iā€™d be worried about the multi-tasking aspect of that. Twould be fierce easy to let fly.

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Employee is a useless but odour-free waste of space

Iā€™m absolutely rancid today, tis woeful when you canā€™t bear your own. Sheā€™s livid with me.

You need to get the Psyllium Husks into you

:sweat_smile::sweat_smile:
Livin the dream ladā€¦ A good lump of brown bread on top should clear what ails yaā€¦

https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.ndtv.com/world-news/vienna-man-fined-500-euros-for-farting-in-immediate-proximity-of-cops-2247415%3Famp=1&akamai-rum=off

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Soon lads, soon Iā€™ll get my revenge

Thank God I canā€™t travel to KK at the moment.

Now is the time you should be travelling. Itā€™s when I get this stoma reversed is when youā€™ll be in trouble

Right so. I had a scope shoved up my hole today along with some air and water. They warned me this was going to happen. So Iā€™ve just had the most humongous fart and I must admit it was absolutely fucking glorious . Itā€™s the little things in life.

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You blew the pup off the sofa with it, didnā€™t you

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tenor (29)

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Describe it for us there mike

giphy (16)

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