Fast Food

Doubt it bud ,it’s just an honest observation each to his / her own is my motto,but I stick with my principles

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Food snobs out in force this morning

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There’s a lot to be said for the noble SuperMacs lunchbox. With a piece of deep fried more than its meagre snackbox sibling, the Lunch box is where it is at.

My personal favourite little twist is to get a few sweet n sour sauce condiments prior to departing the register. A pox on those staff who attempt to charge for said condiment, a charge more.easily avoidable if sauces asked for after currency has been exchanged.

Ingredients:
Lunchbox meal
2 or 3 sweet n sour sauces

Method:

Two or three sizeable, salt-laden chips are positioned one agen the other. On top of my chip raft I now lay some lumps of grey budgie meat, the passenger on said gourmet raft. You can substitute white meat here but that’s gay.

Safety first is a principle not lost on this mode of transport. I bound and fasten the budgie meat to the chippie raft by wrapping a few layers of artery clogging crunchy skin all the way around. Ah stop, oof.

The voyage can now begin and through the rapids of sweet n sour sauce she plunges before bobbing up, drenched and oily, to the final destination of my welcoming gullet.

Can’t bate it.

Thank you Pat McDonagh for the wonders you provide. Welcome back good Sir, welcome back.

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The 5oz burger with bacon is a noble feed.

Cook a fucking dinner and stop being such useless, lazy cunts.

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2 weeks of cooking does that to them?

What a nation of weak willed pussies the Irish are.

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Maybe they just fancied going somewhere

Well tough titties. Being a lazy, pathetic fucker and not being willing to cook for yourself is non-essential travel.

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Surely more chance of catching it walking around a shop than sitting in your car waiting for food

I’d happily sit in the queue for 2 hours and go back and cook dinner.

I’m worried you’re losing your zen my friend. Come back to us.

No.

These fuckers will still be going to the shops after to pick up cans of coke and packs of crisps.

So all they are doing is mixing in wider circles that they should not be.

Takeaways should not be open to the public.

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I think it’s sad that the Irish are so lazy and selfish.

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It is. Humanity as a whole really. We are the virus.

Remember the roaster college evening meal at home. Goodfellas pizza, pint of milk.

For those of us who are trying, adhering to all the guidelines, doing our civic duty.

It’s disappointing to see that our work is then being undone by a bunch of selfish wankers who are too lazy to put a dinner on and lust for greasy food.

I won’t be forgetting this.

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What are you gonna do? Move down and leave again??

The staters will be deva

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I said I won’t be forgetting this.

Our day will come.

We heard you the first time

If you heard me the first time then why did you enquire?