Fat fellas make better friends

Know this may seem off the wall,too many late nights ( working)early starts ,covid,age etc etc,
but in work early yesterday morning all quiet and thinking of close personal friends of the past and came to this very conclusion that of all the trustworthy decent- dig you out of a hole guys were all chubbies,and definitely fat ladies do the same,I’ve a lady friend in Bishopstown and is 100 pc dead on,loyal ,( course any bollox I know thinks we’re shagging for years - wrong) think it’s an Irish thing only - that men and women can’t be friends without sex coming into play

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and ugly people, thinking back, some of my unattractive friends have really helped me out during the years

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I don’t have any friends but most of the people who aren’t my friends are thin, so I think you have a point.

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You could always trust the insecure, introverted fella too. He’d be glad of the interaction with a confident well respected gent.

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My most trusted friend is a big man

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None of my friends are fat yet. Few starting to slide alright.

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I always pictured the Border Bull to be a fat chap who’d lay down his life for his friends.

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@Rocko what do you think?

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But what if you’re thin, lean and fit like yourself? Do that mean you can’t be somebody else’s good friend?

Are thin people just c*nts?

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I’m a fat cunt with no friends. Make of that what you will.

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Don’t class anyone as ugly TBH, but not behind the door ref obesity,

Don’t believe ya​:grin::grin::grin::grin: all friends here

I’m certainly not lean, but I guess a lot of skinny cunts can be sleeked alright :grin:,sane as far fellas, guess I was just lucky

Be cautious :+1: and another thing it’s always the chubhies who get caught in a chase​:joy:

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Same here

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Maybe I’m off the wall, but painting is a solitary game maybe ive too much time to think😁

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Ive a shy quiet bud from childhood, but by fuck he’s not quiet in a fisticuffs scenario, he’d hang off Tyson Fury

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Nowadays, most people who aren’t your friends are overweight

I have a broad range of shapes and sizes in my circle of non-friends

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Youre a broad minded man.

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