Ref is taking the piss here.
Half time please.
1-1. HT.
Another tall streak of piss called Quinn in an Irish world cup match.
Sorry Niall I love you, I’m just lashing out.
Second half gonna be tough here
Ashley Lawrence of Canada going around with long nail extensions. Surely against the spirit of the game.
They’re fairly shit on what they’ve shown so far. Hopefully the girls keep their head up
The 2 best attacking players on the field are playing left back
Dunno pal. I was putting away my Tesco order.
There was contact. It was deserving of a VAR check.
Save 
Bidafuck.
Very good save by Brosnan. Fahey dragged out of position again.
This is getting away
1-2. Oh dear.
Just stopped getting close
Ah fuck. There it is.
This could be any score now