Mate, I love you, but if you ever post horsey horse shit again, Iāll fucking end you.
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Today Gianni Infantino feels like Sinead OāConnor, wants to rip up a picture of Luis Rubiales live on television and is thinking of changing his name to Dinka.
The best thing about this row is it has made me aware of the existence of Spainās Minister for Equality, Irene Montero.
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I havenāt bothered to verify if this is real or not but Iām going with it anyway because why not.
Spanish lads are mammied to within an inch of their lives, much akin to the Italians.
This is very funny.
I donāt think there was much in the incident, but he is obviously a massive cunt they all hated anyway.
Shame for the Senioritaās, kind of overshadowing their achievement
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It was a Richard Keys/Andy Gray level incident after an accumulation of things. His reaction has made things way worse again.
Heās absolutely finished and the other two lads need to go too.
Again I havenāt looked into this and I presume itās bullshit but Iām hyping it as a realistic prospect for āfight, fight, fightā purposes.
it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
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Rubialesā mother is on hunger strike in a church in Motril now. You couldnāt make it up at this stage.
Her lips were venemous poison
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Rubiales has now challenged Jenni Hermoso to a fist fight to settle this. 9pm tomorrow at the main bullring in Madrid.
The Spanish FA have announced they will be giving the top womenās scorer in the Spanish league the Puss - Kiss award.
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Just as well there are further lines to add context 
It started with a kiss
In the back row of the classroom
How could I resist
The aroma of your perfume
You and I were inseparable
It was love at first sight
You made me promise to marry you
I made you promise to be my wife
But you were only eight years old
He must have twisted her neck pretty badly.
Tis. I heard it on Spanish radio earlier. Itās hilariours.
